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- "body": "[{\"type\": \"paragraph\", \"value\": \"<p data-block-key=\\\"xo47o\\\">Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering students across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a few of their own modifications we think are worth checking out.</p><h2 data-block-key=\\\"bepxr\\\">Godiva's Hymm</h2><p data-block-key=\\\"6954g\\\"></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"59a9w\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"z64of\\\">Verses About Godiva</p><p data-block-key=\\\"78az8\\\">Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,<br/> To show all of the villagers her lovely bare white hide;<br/> The most observant villager, an Engineer of course,<br/> Was the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.<br/><br/> I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far<br/> With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.<br/> The men who took her off her steed, and stood her to a beer,<br/> Were a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.<br/><br/> Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,<br/> Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.<br/> The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br/> Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br/><br/> Godiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow<br/> She called a group of engineers for beer is what they know<br/> They tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep<br/> The plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe\\u2019s to keep<br/><br/> Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.<br/> She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br/> The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,<br/> But an Artsie fink, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br/><br/> Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,<br/> In any Engineering text, its level can be got.<br/> And up in Heaven, everyday Godiva craves for beer,<br/> But she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers<br/></p><hr/><p data-block-key=\\\"p2xh4\\\"><br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"pzono\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"udwyf\\\">Female Verses</p><p data-block-key=\\\"njp4b\\\">We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,<br/> We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.<br/> So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us;<br/> For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.<br/><br/> A firehose by day and forty beers by night,<br/> An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br/> And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br/> She'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br/><br/> A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass<br/> And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass<br/> \\\"You've out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear\\\"<br/> The maiden smiled sweetly, said \\\"I'm an Engineer!\\\"<br/><br/> I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,<br/> Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,<br/> She shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,<br/> For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.<br/><br/> At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told<br/> 'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,<br/> But truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,<br/> And sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.<br/></p><hr/><p data-block-key=\\\"d4lou\\\"><br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"gkap0\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"me4c5\\\">Verses about Other Faculties</p><p data-block-key=\\\"jnnwx\\\">An Artsie and an Engineer once found a gallon can,<br/> Said the Artsie, \\\"Match me drink for drink as long as you can stand.\\\"<br/> They drank three drinks, the Artsie fell, his face was turning green.<br/> But the Engineer drank on and said; \\\"It's only gasoline.\\\"<br/><br/> An Artsie and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br/> One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br/> The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br/> So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br/><br/> A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,<br/> Were formulating molecule equations over beer.<br/> Each drank a glass of water, but the Artsie hit the floor,<br/> For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.<br/><br/> So now you\\u2019ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,<br/> And when we all shall graduate, we\\u2019ll all have great careers.<br/> An Engineer\\u2019s starting wage can pull in 60 G\\u2019s,<br/> While an Artsie with a PHD can work at Mickey D\\u2019s.<br/></p><hr/><p data-block-key=\\\"zg50r\\\"><br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"r3rix\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"n4cmn\\\">Verses About Other Schools</p><p data-block-key=\\\"zmca9\\\">The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact.<br/> It's not the way they part their hair, or in the way they act.<br/> It 'cause they're such good lovers, with that extra special touch,<br/> For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.<br/><br/> An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br/> He looked the Devil in the eye and said; \\\"You're looking well.\\\"<br/> The Devil looked at him and said; \\\"Why have you come to me?\\\"<br/> For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br/><br/> An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,<br/> He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.<br/> They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed,<br/> Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!<br/><br/> I'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee,<br/> I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br/> I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br/> So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br/><br/> My parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,<br/> Even though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.<br/> But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br/> I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br/></p><hr/><p data-block-key=\\\"hrlfg\\\"><br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"zk8f2\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"a1a72\\\">Verses About Godiva Abroad</p><p data-block-key=\\\"zq44t\\\">Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,<br/> She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br/> Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br/> On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br/><br/> Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,<br/> Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.<br/> She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br/> Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br/><br/> Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,<br/> But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br/> The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br/> It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br/><br/> The engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange,<br/> They crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range.<br/> A Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless,<br/> For it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless!<br/></p><hr/><p data-block-key=\\\"jprdh\\\"><br/>===Version Fran\\u00e7aise=== </p><p data-block-key=\\\"dna74\\\">Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes les ing\\u00e9nieurs fran\\u00e7ais<br/> Quand on a fini de boire la bi\\u00e8re, on sort le Bourgolais<br/> On boit sans fin, on fait la f\\u00eate et les filles nous adorent<br/> Rien de mieux que la langue fran\\u00e7aise pour stimuler un corps.<br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"b1ul4\\\">Politically Correct Verse</h3><p data-block-key=\\\"vckwr\\\">We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,<br/> We can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears.<br/> We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,<br/> For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.<br/><br/> The modern Engineer must be politically correct,<br/> No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,<br/> No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair<br/> Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.<br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"xc12n\\\">Pub Crawl Verse</h3><p data-block-key=\\\"vgxuu\\\">We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where we are,<br/> We came, we came, we came, we came, we came to find a bar.<br/> Don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come along with us,<br/> For we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!<br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"k64ed\\\">Verses about Engineering</h3><p data-block-key=\\\"1j537\\\">Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,<br/> But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.<br/> You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,<br/> But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!</p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"se2ex\\\">Verses about Engineering Departments</h3><p data-block-key=\\\"9k06y\\\">We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers!,<br/> We can we can we can we can brew all your beers.<br/> So come so come so come so come so come drink with us,<br/> For we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us!</p><p data-block-key=\\\"fi1h0\\\"></p><p data-block-key=\\\"a73se\\\"> We are, we are, we are, we are, the Bio-resource engineers<br/> We\\u2019re the heart and soul of Mac Campus; we fill the farm with cheers<br/> Mass consumption drinking is our speciality<br/> For inebriation can\\u2019t be spelt without including BREE!</p><p data-block-key=\\\"gjrs2\\\"><br/>----<br/></p><h3 data-block-key=\\\"lt5j8\\\"></h3><p data-block-key=\\\"4wdb5\\\">Other</p><p data-block-key=\\\"omt9f\\\">The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,<br/> Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquors run.<br/> But all they found were empties for the Engineers had come,<br/> And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br/><br/> Now Venus is a statue made entirely of stone.<br/> There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.<br/> On noticing her arms were broke an Engineer discoursed,<br/> Why the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced.<br/><br/> After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br/> For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.<br/> But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,<br/> For he was but an Artsy and she an Engineer.<br/><br/> My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,<br/> My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.<br/> They kicked me out at a tender age, not shedding any tears,<br/> And said; \\\"To McGill you son-of-a-gun, and join the Engineers!\\\"<br/><br/> Now Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three,<br/> But Cleopatra's blood was red, her heart was young and free,<br/> And every night when Julius said goodnight at three o'clock,<br/> There was a Roman Engineer just waiting 'round the block.<br/><br/> My mother peddles opium and my fathers on the dole.<br/> My sister used to walk the streets, but now she's on parole.<br/> My brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,<br/> But they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.<br/><br/> A Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,<br/> He stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.<br/> The only thing that held him up and kept him on his course,<br/> Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br/><br/> A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,<br/> The Engineer were busy doing research after dark.<br/> His scientific method was a marvel to observe,<br/> While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves.<br/><br/> Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay,<br/> They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was headed up that way,<br/> But the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day,<br/> Though they were gassed completely, you still could hear them say\\u2026<br/><br/> Elvis is a legend he's the King of Rock'n Roll<br/> But the life that he was leading - well, it finally took its toll.<br/> So then one day, he realized, he chose the wrong career,<br/> So he faked his death to join us and now he's an Engineer.<br/><br/> I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire.<br/> Her physical endowments would have made your hands perspire.<br/> She shocked me when she told me that she never had been kissed,<br/> For her boyfriend was a tiered Engineering Physicist.<br/><br/> Now you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,<br/> And like all jolly fellows, we can down our whisky clear,<br/> We drink to every other guy who comes from far and near,<br/> 'Cause we're all a hell, a hell, a hell, a hell, of an Engineer.<br/><br/> Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,<br/> So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho<br/> The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,<br/> For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.<br/><br/> The engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,<br/> While fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.<br/> They lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,<br/> And advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.<br/><br/> We love to sing, and drink, and sing: \\u201cWe are the Engineers,\\u201d<br/> Too bad if we\\u2019ve offended you with any of our cheers.<br/> Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,<br/> So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.<br/><br/> A group of engineers once travelled to Niagra Falls<br/> Drank the bars and Vineyards dry and soon were naked to the balls<br/> They roamed the streets leaving locals gifts on all the roofs<br/> For an engineer will pay for beer but not four bucks for juice!<br/><br/> Copulation, fornication, penetration, fuck!<br/> Rim-job, reem-job, nose-job, blow-job, cunnilingus, suck!<br/> Eating beaver, dipping wick and taking it up the rear,<br/> These words don't mean a thing to me, cause I'm and engineer!<br/><br/></p>\", \"id\": \"0337c6fc-aa9c-4a73-9c67-439146da824f\"}]",

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