Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing Gertrude's Theorem; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
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Gertrude's Theorem was founded by Ashkaan Mohtashami and Michael Kratsios on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock
Last Updated Jan 2018
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Daily Deals & Specials
| Class | Size | Type | Gertz [Gz] | Cost | Percent | Volume [mL] | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer | Tallboy | style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR | 7.73 | $ 3.00 | 4.9% | 473 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse | 6.51 | $ 3.00 | 5.5% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown | 6.15 | $ 3.00 | 5.2% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:#a3b74b" | Moosehead | 5.92 | $ 3.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | Sleeman Cream Ale | 5.92 | $ 3.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:Gold" | Sleeman Original | 5.92 | $ 3.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:#3AB34A" | Sleeman Silver Creek | 5.92 | $ 3.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:#937565" | St. Ambroise Stout | 5.92 | $ 3.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:#DCE4B1" | Moosehead Light | 4.73 | $ 3.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Bottle | style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear | 4.73 | $ 3.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
General List
| Class | Type | Item | Gertz [Gz] | Cost | Percent | Volume [mL] | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer | style="background-color:DarkOliveGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pitcher | 9.60 | $15.00 | 8.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSteelBlue" | Fin du Monde | Pitcher | 9.00 | $18.00 | 9.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:DarkOliveGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pint | 8.00 | $ 6.00 | 8.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA | Pitcher | 7.44 | $15.00 | 6.2% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSteelBlue" | Fin du Monde | Pint | 7.20 | $ 7.50 | 9.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:DarkOliveGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Half Pint | 6.86 | $ 3.50 | 8.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse | Pitcher | 6.60 | $15.00 | 5.5% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown | Pitcher | 6.24 | $15.00 | 5.2% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA | Pint | 6.20 | $ 6.00 | 6.2% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#BECF72" | Moosehead Lager | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Gold" | Sleeman Original | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSalmon" | St. Ambroise Apricot | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR | Tallboy | 5.79 | $ 4.00 | 4.9% | 473 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria | Pitcher | 5.64 | $17.00 | 40.0% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse | Pint | 5.50 | $ 6.00 | 5.5% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSteelBlue" | Fin du Monde | Half Pint | 5.40 | $ 5.00 | 9.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA | Half Pint | 5.31 | $ 3.50 | 6.2% | 300 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria | Pitcher | 5.21 | $17.00 | 40.0% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown | Pint | 5.20 | $ 6.00 | 5.2% | 600 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria | Pitcher | 5.01 | $17.00 | 17.8% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew | Pint | 5.00 | $ 6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#BECF72" | Moosehead Lager | Pint | 5.00 | $ 6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Gold" | Sleeman Original | Pint | 5.00 | $ 6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSalmon" | St. Ambroise Apricot | Pint | 5.00 | $ 6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pint | 5.00 | $ 6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LimeGreen" | Carlsberg | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria | Pitcher | 4.89 | $17.00 | 17.3% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse | Bottle | 4.88 | $ 4.00 | 5.5% | 355 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria | Pitcher | 4.76 | $17.00 | 37.5% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse | Half Pint | 4.71 | $ 3.50 | 5.5% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown | Bottle | 4.62 | $ 4.00 | 5.2% | 355 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria | Pitcher | 4.59 | $17.00 | 16.3% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown | Half Pint | 4.46 | $ 3.50 | 5.2% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#a3b74b" | Moosehead | Bottle | 4.44 | $ 4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | Sleeman Cream Ale | Bottle | 4.44 | $ 4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Gold" | Sleeman Original | Bottle | 4.44 | $ 4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#3AB34A" | Sleeman Silver Creek | Bottle | 4.44 | $ 4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#937565" | St. Ambroise Stout | Bottle | 4.44 | $ 4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew | Half Pint | 4.29 | $ 3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#BECF72" | Moosehead Lager | Half Pint | 4.29 | $ 3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Gold" | Sleeman Original | Half Pint | 4.29 | $ 3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LightSalmon" | St. Ambroise Apricot | Half Pint | 4.29 | $ 3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Half Pint | 4.29 | $ 3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria | Pitcher | 4.27 | $17.00 | 30.5% | 1800 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pitcher | 4.20 | $18.00 | 4.2% | 1,800 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor | Pitcher (6 shots) | 4.00 | $18.00 | 40.0% | 180 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LimeGreen" | Carlsberg | Pint | 4.00 | $ 7.50 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider | Pint | 4.00 | $ 7.50 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#DCE4B1" | Moosehead Light | Bottle | 3.55 | $ 4.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
| Beer | style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear | Bottle | 3.55 | $ 4.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
| Sangria | style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria | Pitcher | 3.46 | $17.00 | 12.3% | 1800 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor | Shot | 3.43 | $ 3.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pint | 3.36 | $ 7.50 | 4.2% | 600 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#9d702e;color:White" | Rum | Shot | 3.00 | $ 3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#96211c; color:White" | Southern Comfort | Shot | 3.00 | $ 3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#FFD7B5" | Triple Sec | Shot | 3.00 | $ 3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#EB9E01; color:White" | Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball | Shot | 3.00 | $ 4.00 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LimeGreen" | Carlsberg | Half Pint | 3.00 | $ 5.00 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider | Half Pint | 3.00 | $ 5.00 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#EB9E01; color:White" | Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball | Drink | 2.67 | $ 4.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor | Drink | 2.67 | $ 4.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Beer | style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Half Pint | 2.52 | $ 5.00 | 4.2% | 300 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#D63834;color:White" | Fireball | Shot | 2.48 | $ 4.00 | 33.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#9d702e;color:White" | Rum | Drink | 2.33 | $ 4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#96211c; color:White" | Southern Comfort | Drink | 2.33 | $ 4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#FFD7B5" | Triple Sec | Drink | 2.33 | $ 4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#D63834;color:White" | Fireball | Drink | 2.20 | $ 4.50 | 33.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#FFCBA4" | Amaretto | Shot | 1.97 | $ 3.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:PeachPuff" | Peach Shnapps | Shot | 1.97 | $ 3.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#C08EB4" | Pornstar | Shot | 1.80 | $ 3.50 | 21.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#FFCBA4" | Amaretto | Drink | 1.53 | $ 4.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:PeachPuff" | Peach Shnapps | Drink | 1.53 | $ 4.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | style="background-color:#C08EB4" | Pornstar | Drink | 1.40 | $ 4.50 | 21.0% | 30 |