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E-Week 2023 Scunt

21bake cookies for the eweek staff!★★★
1BOAT race in class★★★Bonus points if your teacher/TA joins
2Get a tinder match to join your team★★Bonus points if they've never done E-Week before
3Wear a suit to Century★★★★
4Shotgun a can of beans★★
5Catch Efe vaping★★
6Rocky up the stairs of the arts building with the theme song in the background
7Compliment another department on their hype page
8Ask in a lecture of 100+ students to use the washroom★★★
9Speedo snow angels★★
10Email your prof about how excited you are to show up to the first class of the semester
11Make a meme about your team to the eweek participants groupBonus points for more memes
12Let Anna stage slap you or stage slap Anna★★
13Kiss a consenting bald man's head★★Bonus points if its your dad
14Teach a first year your favourite chant
15Line dance to Dior
16Give Owen a big piece of cardboard to rip up★★
17Get one of your teammates tucked in and give them a goodnight kiss on the cheek★★
18Make a team signature wrestling move
19Get sturdy in between the hours of 4am and 6am★★
20Challenge a team mate to a spontaneous water chug-off
22Ice a coordBonus points for more ices
23Coord an ice
24Perform the Canadian National Anthem before a broomball game (version bilingue)★★★
25Sangria goon Boxing
26Wax a captain★★
27Dress your damn thing up as your team's wrestler
28Act as a tour guide on a city bus [5 minute minimum]★★★★★
29Play never have I ever with Claire★★
30Vogue 72 Questions with a team member★★★
31E-Week: Smack-dat ass-down
32Ask your mom if she'd still love you if you were a pro wrestler
33Call your dad at 4:20 and ask him what time it is
34Find an E-Week 2020 guitar pick★★★★★
35Get a mech eng student to show you how to suck squeeze bang blow★★
36Protein Shake Straws★★
37Chug a small Tim's coffee w/ 10 creams and 10 sugars★★
38Get a DM response from John Cena★★★★
39Email Big Suze and tell her you miss her★★★
40Synchronized team shitting in McConnell Basement★★★
41Group shower after century★★★
42Hold hands with all of your teammates★★★
43Group hug with everyone at Opening Ceremonies★★★
44SSMU Baby Chain during pub crawl★★★★
45Create a Dream Blunt Rotation with a captain from each team
46Do pub crawl in heels #sissythatwalk★★★★★
47Do full drag for lip sync★★★★
48Throw a beer at a manBonus points if he cries
49Give a building worker a thank you card★★
50Write up a winning SSMU presidential platform (its not that hard tbh)★★
51Kill the remaining 0.01% of bacteria
52Meal prep for all of E-Week★★★
53Light a candle and sit down in the shower in the dark★★★
54Drill and blast a mining student★★
55Ask an ECSE student where the best hookup spots in Trottier are★★
56Show an architecture student the house you built on sims★★Bonus points if your sims are woo-hooing while you show them
57Give a photocopy of your captain's face to Andy★★bonus if its all your captains
58Roast battle with Jia★★Bonus points if you win
59Bella, where the hell have you been locca???★★
60Make your own concrete and get a civil student to taste it for you★★
61Ask Bioeng participants for advice on how to grow the booty★★
62Ask an Old Patrol person how old they are and make them feel bad about it★★
63Call a grandparent and have them wish your team goodluck★★
64"You can't see me" Play hide and go seek with your team <3★★★
65Make a snowman, wrestle it, and lose★★★
66Take a photo with a FAT squirrel★★★★Bonus points if you get posted on the mcgill squirrel instagram page
67Build a shrine dedicated to your favourite wrestler★★5 bonus points for every candle in the shrine
68Try to set up a grandparent with a member from Old Patrol★★★★
69Nice;)
70Come to an E-Week event not wearing pants and be like "I forgot my pants"★★
71Set up a team tinder account and go on a date as a team★★★★Bonus point per person on the date
72Match with another team tinder on your team tinder
73Roll a team mate down McTavish★★★
74Try to check your rookie captain into SSMU daycare for the day★★★★
75List as many one hit wonders as you can to a Chem participant★★
76Make a high class amazon wish list for Amani★★
77Share your favourite snack with Michelle★★
78Bring a rubber duck to Century and release it into the beer lake★★
79Make a "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR" tiktok
80Find a raccoon in the Ghetto and offer it some poutine★★★★
81Find a rat and have it listen to disco music★★★★★Bonus points if the rat dances
82Take a before and after picture for Century
83Take BOAT race team picture at the start and then end of the night
84Show us your rizz
85WAP on James Mcgill's grave★★★
86Donate to a charity★★
87Ask a Bioresource student to show you how they ride the bull★★Bonus points if you're the bull
88Plot the E-Week teams on the DND Alignment Chart
89Ask your professor if they'd like to see pictures of your kids and show them a picture of your rookie captains★★★Bonus points if you give a monologue on how they're growing up so fast
90Ask your TA to arm wrestle you★★★★
91Tarps off at Broomball for the whole game
92Wrestle with a team mate ;)
93Fart in a jar and save it for next E-Week★★★
94Dress up your pet in your E-Week merch★★
95Break down in tears at the train station like your spouse is being shipped off to World War II★★★★★
96Visit every bathroom in McConnell and rank each one based on vibes★★★★
97Challenge a stranger to a pushup contest★★★
98Hit your personal record at the gym★★
99Have a snowball fight with another team★★★
100Ask a firefighter if you're hot enough to be a fire hazard★★★★
101Play the Cat Game from Supertroopers (2001) with an academic advisor★★★★★https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4
102Sweep and mop your apartment★★
103Go ice fishing★★★
104Study on the bus ride back from Century Club
105Team photo at 3Man★★
106Make a big pile of powdered sugar and pose like Scarface★★
107Pickle a bunch of eggs and bring them to blues pub★★★
108Dress up like a Best Buy employee and give bad tech advice to customers★★★★Bonus point per amount of times you drop that you're an engineer
109Suprise birthday party for someone on your team (it doesn't have to be their birthday)★★
110Make a paper crane and give it to Peter at CopiEUS★★★
111Take a reading test and show the results to Katia★★
112Sharpen a stick and give it to Celeste★★
113Power 24 hours with Eggnog★★★★
114Find someone who took WILD 420 with Professor Byrd★★★★★
115Send an anonymous hand-written love letter to someone on another team★★★Bonus points if its genuine
116Write a limerick on a postcard and mail it to Limerick, Ireland★★★★
117Tweet Justin Trudeau your christmas wish list and complain that you didnt get everything on it from Santa★★★★
118Find someone at E-Week with the same birthday as you★★★
119Eat the oldest thing you have in your freezer★★
120Repair an item of clothing★★
121Submit a WWE Pro Wrestler Audition Tape to the coords★★★★★
122Apply to be a WWE Wrestler (https://recruit.wwe.com/#!/tryout)★★★★★
123Text an ex-wheel and reignite the flame★★
124Have a tongue wrestle
125Ask an team mate to feel your bicepsBonus points if they're flabberghasted
126Donate decorations to Materials for their next blues★★
127Team trip to Cinema L'Amour★★★
128Pick someone on your team and use one of those apps to see what your baby would look like
129Offer and give someone a lapdance after Musical Chairs★★★★
130Wear thigh high boots and step on someone★★
131Sissy that walk
132Body shot while body plays in the background
133Wear a dog collar and have someone walk you around during pub crawl★★★★★
134Submit the world's horniest Spotted McGill post
135Slow dance at Blues for an entire song★★★★
136Reclaim your virginity
137Stage a coup d'état against your captains★★★★
138Get an eng man to bark like the dawg he is
139Take a photo with as many women in STEM as you can find★★
140Wear the oldest E-Week shirt you can find★★★Bonus points if it still has sleeves
141Make a sex playlist and have an ex rate it for you★★★★
142Scream and cry and throw up
143Wear a swimsuit and towel to Bain Mathieu★★★★
144Compliment Circle with someone from each team <3★★★★★

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