E-Week 2023 Scunt

21	bake cookies for the eweek staff	!	★★★
1	BOAT race in class	★★★	Bonus points if your teacher/TA joins
2	Get a tinder match to join your team	★★	Bonus points if they've never done E-Week before
3	Wear a suit to Century	★★★★
4	Shotgun a can of beans	★★
5	Catch Efe vaping	★★
6	Rocky up the stairs of the arts building with the theme song in the background	★
7	Compliment another department on their hype page	★
8	Ask in a lecture of 100+ students to use the washroom	★★★
9	Speedo snow angels	★★
10	Email your prof about how excited you are to show up to the first class of the semester	★
11	Make a meme about your team to the eweek participants group	★	Bonus points for more memes
12	Let Anna stage slap you or stage slap Anna	★★
13	Kiss a consenting bald man's head	★★	Bonus points if its your dad
14	Teach a first year your favourite chant	★
15	Line dance to Dior	★
16	Give Owen a big piece of cardboard to rip up	★★
17	Get one of your teammates tucked in and give them a goodnight kiss on the cheek	★★
18	Make a team signature wrestling move	★
19	Get sturdy in between the hours of 4am and 6am	★★
20	Challenge a team mate to a spontaneous water chug-off	★
22	Ice a coord	★	Bonus points for more ices
23	Coord an ice	★
24	Perform the Canadian National Anthem before a broomball game (version bilingue)	★★★
25	Sangria goon Boxing	★
26	Wax a captain	★★
27	Dress your damn thing up as your team's wrestler	★
28	Act as a tour guide on a city bus [5 minute minimum]	★★★★★
29	Play never have I ever with Claire	★★
30	Vogue 72 Questions with a team member	★★★
31	E-Week: Smack-dat ass-down	★
32	Ask your mom if she'd still love you if you were a pro wrestler	★
33	Call your dad at 4:20 and ask him what time it is	★
34	Find an E-Week 2020 guitar pick	★★★★★
35	Get a mech eng student to show you how to suck squeeze bang blow	★★
36	Protein Shake Straws	★★
37	Chug a small Tim's coffee w/ 10 creams and 10 sugars	★★
38	Get a DM response from John Cena	★★★★
39	Email Big Suze and tell her you miss her	★★★
40	Synchronized team shitting in McConnell Basement	★★★
41	Group shower after century	★★★
42	Hold hands with all of your teammates	★★★
43	Group hug with everyone at Opening Ceremonies	★★★
44	SSMU Baby Chain during pub crawl	★★★★
45	Create a Dream Blunt Rotation with a captain from each team	★
46	Do pub crawl in heels #sissythatwalk	★★★★★
47	Do full drag for lip sync	★★★★
48	Throw a beer at a man	★	Bonus points if he cries
49	Give a building worker a thank you card	★★
50	Write up a winning SSMU presidential platform (its not that hard tbh)	★★
51	Kill the remaining 0.01% of bacteria	★
52	Meal prep for all of E-Week	★★★
53	Light a candle and sit down in the shower in the dark	★★★
54	Drill and blast a mining student	★★
55	Ask an ECSE student where the best hookup spots in Trottier are	★★
56	Show an architecture student the house you built on sims	★★	Bonus points if your sims are woo-hooing while you show them
57	Give a photocopy of your captain's face to Andy	★★	bonus if its all your captains
58	Roast battle with Jia	★★	Bonus points if you win
59	Bella, where the hell have you been locca???	★★
60	Make your own concrete and get a civil student to taste it for you	★★
61	Ask Bioeng participants for advice on how to grow the booty	★★
62	Ask an Old Patrol person how old they are and make them feel bad about it	★★
63	Call a grandparent and have them wish your team goodluck	★★
64	"You can't see me" Play hide and go seek with your team <3	★★★
65	Make a snowman, wrestle it, and lose	★★★
66	Take a photo with a FAT squirrel	★★★★	Bonus points if you get posted on the mcgill squirrel instagram page
67	Build a shrine dedicated to your favourite wrestler	★★	5 bonus points for every candle in the shrine
68	Try to set up a grandparent with a member from Old Patrol	★★★★
69	Nice	★	;)
70	Come to an E-Week event not wearing pants and be like "I forgot my pants"	★★
71	Set up a team tinder account and go on a date as a team	★★★★	Bonus point per person on the date
72	Match with another team tinder on your team tinder	★
73	Roll a team mate down McTavish	★★★
74	Try to check your rookie captain into SSMU daycare for the day	★★★★
75	List as many one hit wonders as you can to a Chem participant	★★
76	Make a high class amazon wish list for Amani	★★
77	Share your favourite snack with Michelle	★★
78	Bring a rubber duck to Century and release it into the beer lake	★★
79	Make a "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR" tiktok	★
80	Find a raccoon in the Ghetto and offer it some poutine	★★★★
81	Find a rat and have it listen to disco music	★★★★★	Bonus points if the rat dances
82	Take a before and after picture for Century	★
83	Take BOAT race team picture at the start and then end of the night	★
84	Show us your rizz	★
85	WAP on James Mcgill's grave	★★★
86	Donate to a charity	★★
87	Ask a Bioresource student to show you how they ride the bull	★★	Bonus points if you're the bull
88	Plot the E-Week teams on the DND Alignment Chart	★
89	Ask your professor if they'd like to see pictures of your kids and show them a picture of your rookie captains	★★★	Bonus points if you give a monologue on how they're growing up so fast
90	Ask your TA to arm wrestle you	★★★★
91	Tarps off at Broomball for the whole game	★
92	Wrestle with a team mate ;)	★
93	Fart in a jar and save it for next E-Week	★★★
94	Dress up your pet in your E-Week merch	★★
95	Break down in tears at the train station like your spouse is being shipped off to World War II	★★★★★
96	Visit every bathroom in McConnell and rank each one based on vibes	★★★★
97	Challenge a stranger to a pushup contest	★★★
98	Hit your personal record at the gym	★★
99	Have a snowball fight with another team	★★★
100	Ask a firefighter if you're hot enough to be a fire hazard	★★★★
101	Play the Cat Game from Supertroopers (2001) with an academic advisor	★★★★★	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4
102	Sweep and mop your apartment	★★
103	Go ice fishing	★★★
104	Study on the bus ride back from Century Club	★
105	Team photo at 3Man	★★
106	Make a big pile of powdered sugar and pose like Scarface	★★
107	Pickle a bunch of eggs and bring them to blues pub	★★★
108	Dress up like a Best Buy employee and give bad tech advice to customers	★★★★	Bonus point per amount of times you drop that you're an engineer
109	Suprise birthday party for someone on your team (it doesn't have to be their birthday)	★★
110	Make a paper crane and give it to Peter at CopiEUS	★★★
111	Take a reading test and show the results to Katia	★★
112	Sharpen a stick and give it to Celeste	★★
113	Power 24 hours with Eggnog	★★★★
114	Find someone who took WILD 420 with Professor Byrd	★★★★★
115	Send an anonymous hand-written love letter to someone on another team	★★★	Bonus points if its genuine
116	Write a limerick on a postcard and mail it to Limerick, Ireland	★★★★
117	Tweet Justin Trudeau your christmas wish list and complain that you didnt get everything on it from Santa	★★★★
118	Find someone at E-Week with the same birthday as you	★★★
119	Eat the oldest thing you have in your freezer	★★
120	Repair an item of clothing	★★
121	Submit a WWE Pro Wrestler Audition Tape to the coords	★★★★★
122	Apply to be a WWE Wrestler (https://recruit.wwe.com/#!/tryout)	★★★★★
123	Text an ex-wheel and reignite the flame	★★
124	Have a tongue wrestle	★
125	Ask an team mate to feel your biceps	★	Bonus points if they're flabberghasted
126	Donate decorations to Materials for their next blues	★★
127	Team trip to Cinema L'Amour	★★★
128	Pick someone on your team and use one of those apps to see what your baby would look like	★
129	Offer and give someone a lapdance after Musical Chairs	★★★★
130	Wear thigh high boots and step on someone	★★
131	Sissy that walk	★
132	Body shot while body plays in the background	★
133	Wear a dog collar and have someone walk you around during pub crawl	★★★★★
134	Submit the world's horniest Spotted McGill post	★
135	Slow dance at Blues for an entire song	★★★★
136	Reclaim your virginity	★
137	Stage a coup d'état against your captains	★★★★
138	Get an eng man to bark like the dawg he is	★
139	Take a photo with as many women in STEM as you can find	★★
140	Wear the oldest E-Week shirt you can find	★★★	Bonus points if it still has sleeves
141	Make a sex playlist and have an ex rate it for you	★★★★
142	Scream and cry and throw up	★
143	Wear a swimsuit and towel to Bain Mathieu	★★★★
144	Compliment Circle with someone from each team <3	★★★★★