Gertrude's Theorem
| Class | Type | Item | Gertz [V(alc)/$] | Cost | Percent | Volume [mL] |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Beer | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pitcher | 9.60 | $15.00 | 8.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Fin du Monde | Pitcher | 9.00 | $18.00 | 9.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pint | 8.00 | $6.00 | 8.0% | 600 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise IPA | Pitcher | 7.44 | $15.00 | 6.2% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Fin du Monde | Pint | 7.20 | $7.50 | 9.0% | 600 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Double IPA | Half Pint | 6.86 | $3.50 | 8.0% | 300 |
| Beer | Sleeman Rousse | Pitcher | 6.60 | $15.00 | 5.5% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Sleeman Honey Brown | Pitcher | 6.24 | $15.00 | 5.2% | 1,800 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise IPA | Pint | 6.20 | $6.00 | 6.2% | 600 |
| Beer | Gert's House Brew | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Moosehead Lager | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Sleeman Original | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Apricot | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | PBR | Tallboy | 5.79 | $4.00 | 4.9% | 473 |
| Sangria | Flood-Gria | Pitcher | 5.64 | $17.00 | 40.0% | 104 |
| Beer | Sleeman Rousse | Pint | 5.50 | $6.00 | 5.5% | 600 |
| Beer | Fin du Monde | Half Pint | 5.40 | $5.00 | 9.0% | 300 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise IPA | Half Pint | 5.31 | $3.50 | 6.2% | 300 |
| Sangria | Gerts Sangria | Pitcher | 5.21 | $17.00 | 40.0% | 165 |
| Beer | Sleeman Honey Brown | Pint | 5.20 | $6.00 | 5.2% | 600 |
| Sangria | Red Sangria | Pitcher | 5.01 | $17.00 | 17.8% | 480 |
| Beer | Carlsberg | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Gert's House Brew | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | Moosehead Lager | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | Mystique Cider | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.0% | 1,800 |
| Beer | Sleeman Original | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Apricot | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Sangria | Green Sangria | Pitcher | 4.89 | $17.00 | 17.3% | 480 |
| Beer | Sleeman Rousse | Bottle | 4.88 | $4.00 | 5.5% | 355 |
| Sangria | Tequila Sangria | Pitcher | 4.76 | $17.00 | 37.5% | 120 |
| Beer | Sleeman Rousse | Half Pint | 4.71 | $3.50 | 5.5% | 300 |
| Beer | Sleeman Honey Brown | Bottle | 4.62 | $4.00 | 5.2% | 355 |
| Sangria | White Sangria | Pitcher | 4.59 | $17.00 | 16.3% | 480 |
| Beer | Sleeman Honey Brown | Half Pint | 4.46 | $3.50 | 5.2% | 300 |
| Beer | Moosehead | Bottle | 4.44 | $4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Sleeman Cream Ale | Bottle | 4.44 | $4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Sleeman Original | Bottle | 4.44 | $4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Sleeman Silver Creek | Bottle | 4.44 | $4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Stout | Bottle | 4.44 | $4.00 | 5.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Gert's House Brew | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | Moosehead Lager | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | Sleeman Original | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Apricot | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Sangria | Pink Sangria | Pitcher | 4.27 | $17.00 | 30.5% | 120 |
| Beer | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pitcher | 4.20 | $18.00 | 4.2% | 1,800 |
| Liquor | Rail Liquor | Pitcher (6 shots) | 4.00 | $18.00 | 40.0% | 180 |
| Beer | Carlsberg | Pint | 4.00 | $7.50 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | Mystique Cider | Pint | 4.00 | $7.50 | 5.0% | 600 |
| Beer | Moosehead Light | Bottle | 3.55 | $4.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
| Beer | Sleeman Clear | Bottle | 3.55 | $4.00 | 4.0% | 355 |
| Sangria | Snowgria | Pitcher | 3.46 | $17.00 | 12.3% | 480 |
| Liquor | Rail Liquor | Shot | 3.43 | $3.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Beer | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pint | 3.36 | $7.50 | 4.2% | 600 |
| Beer | Carlsberg | Half Pint | 3.00 | $5.00 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Beer | Mystique Cider | Half Pint | 3.00 | $5.00 | 5.0% | 300 |
| Liquor | Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball | Shot | 3.00 | $4.00 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Rum | Shot | 3.00 | $3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Southern Comfort | Shot | 3.00 | $3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Triple Sec | Shot | 3.00 | $3.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball | Drink | 2.67 | $4.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Rail Liquor | Drink | 2.67 | $4.50 | 40.0% | 30 |
| Beer | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Half Pint | 2.52 | $5.00 | 4.2% | 300 |
| Liquor | Fireball | Shot | 2.48 | $4.00 | 33.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Rum | Drink | 2.33 | $4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Southern Comfort | Drink | 2.33 | $4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Triple Sec | Drink | 2.33 | $4.50 | 35.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Fireball | Drink | 2.20 | $4.50 | 33.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Amaretto | Shot | 1.97 | $3.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Peach Shnapps | Shot | 1.97 | $3.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Pornstar | Shot | 1.80 | $3.50 | 21.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Amaretto | Drink | 1.53 | $4.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Peach Shnapps | Drink | 1.53 | $4.50 | 23.0% | 30 |
| Liquor | Pornstar | Drink | 1.40 | $4.50 | 21.0% | 30 |