Gertrude's Theorem
| Beer | Item | Gertz [V(alc)/$] | Cost | Percent | Volume [mL] | Gertz til it Hertz [Gz*Hz] | Rate of Consumption [1/s] |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pitcher | 9.60 | $15.00 | 8.00% | 1,800.00 | 194.70 | 20.28 |
| Fin du Monde | Pitcher | 9.00 | $18.00 | 9.00% | 1,800.00 | 182.54 | 20.28 |
| St. Ambroise Double IPA | Pint | 8.00 | $6.00 | 8.00% | 600.00 | 54.08 | 6.76 |
| St. Ambroise IPA | Pitcher | 7.44 | $15.00 | 6.20% | 1,800.00 | 150.90 | 20.28 |
| Fin du Monde | Pint | 7.20 | $7.50 | 9.00% | 600.00 | 48.68 | 6.76 |
| St. Ambroise Double IPA | Half Pint | 6.86 | $3.50 | 8.00% | 300.00 | 23.18 | 3.38 |
| Sleeman Rousse | Pitcher | 6.60 | $15.00 | 5.50% | 1,800.00 | 133.86 | 20.28 |
| Sleeman Honey Brown | Pitcher | 6.24 | $15.00 | 5.20% | 1,800.00 | 126.56 | 20.28 |
| St. Ambroise IPA | Pint | 6.20 | $6.00 | 6.20% | 600.00 | 41.92 | 6.76 |
| Gert's House Brew | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 121.69 | 20.28 |
| Moosehead Lager | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 121.69 | 20.28 |
| Sleeman Original | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 121.69 | 20.28 |
| St. Ambroise Apricot | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 121.69 | 20.28 |
| St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pitcher | 6.00 | $15.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 121.69 | 20.28 |
| Sleeman Rousse | Pint | 5.50 | $6.00 | 5.50% | 600.00 | 37.18 | 6.76 |
| Fin du Monde | Half Pint | 5.40 | $5.00 | 9.00% | 300.00 | 18.25 | 3.38 |
| St. Ambroise IPA | Half Pint | 5.31 | $3.50 | 6.20% | 300.00 | 17.96 | 3.38 |
| Sleeman Honey Brown | Pint | 5.20 | $6.00 | 5.20% | 600.00 | 35.15 | 6.76 |
| Carlsberg | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 101.41 | 20.28 |
| Gert's House Brew | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 33.80 | 6.76 |
| Moosehead Lager | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 33.80 | 6.76 |
| Mystique Cider | Pitcher | 5.00 | $18.00 | 5.00% | 1,800.00 | 101.41 | 20.28 |
| Sleeman Original | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 33.80 | 6.76 |
| St. Ambroise Apricot | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 33.80 | 6.76 |
| St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Pint | 5.00 | $6.00 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 33.80 | 6.76 |
| Sleeman Rousse | Half Pint | 4.71 | $3.50 | 5.50% | 300.00 | 15.94 | 3.38 |
| Sleeman Honey Brown | Half Pint | 4.46 | $3.50 | 5.20% | 300.00 | 15.07 | 3.38 |
| Gert's House Brew | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 14.49 | 3.38 |
| Moosehead Lager | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 14.49 | 3.38 |
| Sleeman Original | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 14.49 | 3.38 |
| St. Ambroise Apricot | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 14.49 | 3.38 |
| St. Ambroise Cream Ale | Half Pint | 4.29 | $3.50 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 14.49 | 3.38 |
| A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pitcher | 4.20 | $18.00 | 4.20% | 1,800.00 | 85.18 | 20.28 |
| Carlsberg | Pint | 4.00 | $7.50 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 27.04 | 6.76 |
| Mystique Cider | Pint | 4.00 | $7.50 | 5.00% | 600.00 | 27.04 | 6.76 |
| A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Pint | 3.36 | $7.50 | 4.20% | 600.00 | 22.72 | 6.76 |
| Carlsberg | Half Pint | 3.00 | $5.00 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 10.14 | 3.38 |
| Mystique Cider | Half Pint | 3.00 | $5.00 | 5.00% | 300.00 | 10.14 | 3.38 |
| A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) | Half Pint | 2.52 | $5.00 | 4.20% | 300.00 | 8.52 | 3.38 |