E-Week 2023 Scunt
<option>Waluigi LOVES the number 5 and 7</option> <option>The International Olympics Committee refuses to acknowledge they'd be destroyed in beer olympics.</option> <option>Every plastic cup you use and do not recycle will end up in a landfill for 1,000 years.</option> <option>The century club playlist is exclusively comprised of "bangers" as defined by Kyle</option> <option>It's ok to take time for yourself! Finding a balance between rest and fun during E-Week is super important</option> <option>Drink Water! Eat Broccoli! Make friends! Bring a blanket to Mountain Run!</option> <option>Wear funky warm clothes for outdoor events!</option> <option>Begin training for Water Polo as soon as humanly possible. Begin training for BOAT Races as soon as humanly possible. Begin training for lifting the E-Week trophy as soon as humanly possible.</option> <option>Get yourself a thicc fanny pack so you can put in necessities such as a portable charger and a granola bar or two!</option> <option>Remember to integrate by parts</option> <option>Check up on your friends to make sure they're having a good time! E-Week's better when everyone's having fun</option> <option>Meal prep! Not even necessarily healthy meal prep, there's no better feeling than getting home after a long day of E-Week and remembering you have mac 'n' cheese in the fridge</option> <option>Getting involved with Design Comp early on is a great way to get to know your team members before E-Week starts! Ask one of your team captains how you can help out</option> <option>It's nice to have an extra pair of shoes on campus in case yours get snowy and wet</option> <option>There's nothing like some hot soup and a movie to recharge the batteries</option> <option>Try to take 20-30 min power naps before the mini blues! They really re-energize you</option> <option>Water chugs... water chugs... water chugs...</option> <option>Ubering to century club and not bringing a jacket allows you to skip the coat check line!</option> <option>Take vitamins and get enough sleep!</option> <option>Put some change for coat check in your fanny pack. It's also nice to have gum and eyedrops (if you wear contacts)</option> <option>We may be old but we are mighty!</option>
</choose>| # | Scunt Item | Points |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | BOAT race in class | 9 |
| 2 | Get a tinder match to join your team | 4 |
| 3 | Wear a suit to Century | 16 |
| 4 | Shotgun a can of beans | 4 |
| 5 | Catch Efe vaping | 4 |
| 6 | Rocky up the stairs of the arts building with the theme song in the background | 1 |
| 7 | Compliment another department on their hype page | 1 |
| 8 | Ask in a lecture of 100+ students to use the washroom | 9 |
| 9 | Speedo snow angels | 4 |
| 10 | Email your prof about how excited you are to show up to the first class of the semester | 1 |
| 11 | Make a meme about your team to the eweek participants group | 1 |
| 12 | Let Anna stage slap you or stage slap Anna | 4 |
| 13 | Kiss a consenting bald man's head | 4 |
| 14 | Teach a first year your favourite chant | 1 |
| 15 | Line dance to Dior | 1 |
| 16 | Give Owen a big piece of cardboard to rip up | 4 |
| 17 | Get one of your teammates tucked in and give them a goodnight kiss on the cheek | 4 |
| 18 | Make a team signature wrestling move | 1 |
| 19 | Get sturdy in between the hours of 4am and 6am | 4 |
| 20 | Challenge a team mate to a spontaneous water chug-off | 1 |
| 21 | bake cookies for the eweek staff!!! | 9 |
| 22 | Ice a coord | 1 |
| 23 | Coord an ice | 1 |
| 24 | Perform the Canadian National Anthem before a broomball game (version bilingue) | 9 |
| 25 | Sangria goon Boxing | 1 |
| 26 | Wax a captain | 4 |
| 27 | Dress your damn thing up as your team's wrestler | 1 |
| 28 | Act as a tour guide on a city bus [5 minute minimum] | 25 |
| 29 | Play never have I ever with Claire | 4 |
| 30 | Vogue 72 Questions with a team member | 9 |
| 31 | E-Week: Smack-dat ass-down | 1 |
| 32 | Ask your mom if she'd still love you if you were a pro wrestler | 1 |
| 33 | Call your dad at 4:20 and ask him what time it is | 1 |
| 34 | Find an E-Week 2020 guitar pick | 25 |
| 35 | Get a mech eng student to show you how to suck squeeze bang blow | 4 |
| 36 | Protein Shake Straws | 4 |
| 37 | Chug a small Tim's coffee w/ 10 creams and 10 sugars | 4 |
| 38 | Get a DM response from John Cena | 16 |
| 39 | Email Big Suze and tell her you miss her | 9 |
| 40 | Synchronized team shitting in McConnell Basement | 9 |
| 41 | Group shower after century | 9 |
| 42 | Hold hands with all of your teammates | 9 |
| 43 | Group hug with everyone at Opening Ceremonies | 9 |
| 44 | SSMU Baby Chain during pub crawl | 16 |
| 45 | Create a Dream Blunt Rotation with a captain from each team | 1 |
| 46 | Do pub crawl in heels #sissythatwalk | 25 |
| 47 | Do full drag for lip sync | 16 |
| 48 | Throw a beer at a man | 1 |
| 49 | Give a building worker a thank you card | 4 |
| 50 | Write up a winning SSMU presidential platform (its not that hard tbh) | 4 |
| 51 | Kill the remaining 0.01% of bacteria | 1 |
| 52 | Meal prep for all of E-Week | 9 |
| 53 | Light a candle and sit down in the shower in the dark | 9 |
| 54 | Drill and blast a mining student | 4 |
| 55 | Ask an ECSE student where the best hookup spots in Trottier are | 4 |
| 56 | Show an architecture student the house you built on sims | 4 |
| 57 | Give a photocopy of your captain's face to Andy | 4 |
| 58 | Roast battle with Jia | 4 |
| 59 | Bella, where the hell have you been locca??? | 4 |
| 60 | Make your own concrete and get a civil student to taste it for you | 4 |
| 61 | Ask Bioeng participants for advice on how to grow the booty | 4 |
| 62 | Ask an Old Patrol person how old they are and make them feel bad about it | 4 |
| 63 | Call a grandparent and have them wish your team goodluck | 4 |
| 64 | "You can't see me" Play hide and go seek with your team <3 | 9 |
| 65 | Make a snowman, wrestle it, and lose | 9 |
| 66 | Take a photo with a FAT squirrel | 16 |
| 67 | Build a shrine dedicated to your favourite wrestler | 4 |
| 68 | Try to set up a grandparent with a member from Old Patrol | 16 |
| 69 | Nice | 1 |
| 70 | Come to an E-Week event not wearing pants and be like "I forgot my pants" | 4 |
| 71 | Set up a team tinder account and go on a date as a team | 16 |
| 72 | Match with another team tinder on your team tinder | 1 |
| 73 | Roll a team mate down McTavish | 9 |
| 74 | Try to check your rookie captain into SSMU daycare for the day | 16 |
| 75 | List as many one hit wonders as you can to a Chem participant | 4 |
| 76 | Make a high class amazon wish list for Amani | 4 |
| 77 | Share your favourite snack with Michelle | 4 |
| 78 | Bring a rubber duck to Century and release it into the beer lake | 4 |
| 79 | Make a "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR" tiktok | 1 |
| 80 | Find a raccoon in the Ghetto and offer it some poutine | 16 |
| 81 | Find a rat and have it listen to disco music | 25 |
| 82 | Take a before and after picture for Century | 1 |
| 83 | Take BOAT race team picture at the start and then end of the night | 1 |
| 84 | Show us your rizz | 1 |
| 85 | WAP on James Mcgill's grave | 9 |
| 86 | Donate to a charity | 4 |
| 87 | Ask a Bioresource student to show you how they ride the bull | 4 |
| 88 | Plot the E-Week teams on the DND Alignment Chart | 1 |
| 89 | Ask your professor if they'd like to see pictures of your kids and show them a picture of your rookie captains | 9 |
| 90 | Ask your TA to arm wrestle you | 16 |
| 91 | Tarps off at Broomball for the whole game | 1 |
| 92 | Wrestle with a team mate ;) | 1 |
| 93 | Fart in a jar and save it for next E-Week | 9 |
| 94 | Dress up your pet in your E-Week merch | 4 |
| 95 | Break down in tears at the train station like your spouse is being shipped off to World War II | 25 |
| 96 | Visit every bathroom in McConnell and rank each one based on vibes | 16 |
| 97 | Challenge a stranger to a pushup contest | 9 |
| 98 | Hit your personal record at the gym | 4 |
| 99 | Have a snowball fight with another team | 9 |
| 100 | Ask a firefighter if you're hot enough to be a fire hazard | 16 |
| 101 | Play the Cat Game from Supertroopers (2001) with an academic advisor | 25 |
| 102 | Sweep and mop your apartment | 4 |
| 103 | Go ice fishing | 9 |
| 104 | Study on the bus ride back from Century Club | 1 |
| 105 | Team photo at 3Man | 4 |
| 106 | Make a big pile of powdered sugar and pose like Scarface | 4 |
| 107 | Pickle a bunch of eggs and bring them to blues pub | 9 |
| 108 | Dress up like a Best Buy employee and give bad tech advice to customers | 16 |
| 109 | Suprise birthday party for someone on your team (it doesn't have to be their birthday) | 4 |
| 110 | Make a paper crane and give it to Peter at CopiEUS | 9 |
| 111 | Take a reading test and show the results to Katia | 4 |
| 112 | Sharpen a stick and give it to Celeste | 4 |
| 113 | Power 24 hours with Eggnog | 16 |
| 114 | Find someone who took WILD 420 with Professor Byrd | 25 |
| 115 | Send an anonymous hand-written love letter to someone on another team | 9 |
| 116 | Write a limerick on a postcard and mail it to Limerick, Ireland | 16 |
| 117 | Tweet Justin Trudeau your christmas wish list and complain that you didnt get everything on it from Santa | 16 |
| 118 | Find someone at E-Week with the same birthday as you | 9 |
| 119 | Eat the oldest thing you have in your freezer | 4 |
| 120 | Repair an item of clothing | 4 |
| 121 | Submit a WWE Pro Wrestler Audition Tape to the coords | 25 |
| 122 | Apply to be a WWE Wrestler (https://recruit.wwe.com/#!/tryout) | 25 |
| 123 | Text an ex-wheel and reignite the flame | 4 |
| 124 | Have a tongue wrestle | 1 |
| 125 | Ask an team mate to feel your biceps | 1 |
| 126 | Donate decorations to Materials for their next blues | 4 |
| 127 | Team trip to Cinema L'Amour | 9 |
| 128 | Pick someone on your team and use one of those apps to see what your baby would look like | 1 |
| 129 | Offer and give someone a lapdance after Musical Chairs | 16 |
| 130 | Wear thigh high boots and step on someone | 4 |
| 131 | Sissy that walk | 1 |
| 132 | Body shot while body plays in the background | 1 |
| 133 | Wear a dog collar and have someone walk you around during pub crawl | 25 |
| 134 | Submit the world's horniest Spotted McGill post | 1 |
| 135 | Slow dance at Blues for an entire song | 16 |
| 136 | Reclaim your virginity | 1 |
| 137 | Stage a coup d'état against your captains | 16 |
| 138 | Get an eng man to bark like the dawg he is | 1 |
| 139 | Take a photo with as many women in STEM as you can find | 4 |
| 140 | Wear the oldest E-Week shirt you can find | 9 |
| 141 | Make a sex playlist and have an ex rate it for you | 16 |
| 142 | Scream and cry and throw up | 1 |
| 143 | Wear a swimsuit and towel to Bain Mathieu | 16 |
| 144 | Compliment Circle with someone from each team <3 | 25 |
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