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But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br> | But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br> | ||
I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br> | I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br> | ||
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<h3>Verses About Godiva Abroad</h3> | |||
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Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram.<br> | |||
She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br> | |||
Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br> | |||
On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br> | |||
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Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6.<br> | |||
Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix,<br> | |||
She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br> | |||
Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br> | |||
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Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on.<br> | |||
But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br> | |||
The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br> | |||
It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br> | |||
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