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! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! (Primary Alc) Percent !! Volume [mL]
! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! (Primary Alc) Percent !! Volume [mL]
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 104
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 165
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 1800
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 1800
|-
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 120
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 1800
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 1800
|-
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 120
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 1800
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 1800
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| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 104
| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
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| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
|-
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 165
| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
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| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 1800
|-
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| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
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| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
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| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 120
| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 1800
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| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 1800
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 120
| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 1800
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| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
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| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
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| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 1800
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| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30
| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30

Revision as of 22:48, 21 February 2018

Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing Gertrude's Theorem; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

Gertrude's Theorem was founded by Ashkaan Mohtashami and Michael Kratsios on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock

Last Updated Jan 2018

Daily Deals & Specials

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Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Tallboy PBR 7.73 $ 3.00 4.9% 473
Beer Bottle Sleeman Rousse 6.51 $ 3.00 5.5% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Honey Brown 6.15 $ 3.00 5.2% 355
Beer Bottle Moosehead 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Cream Ale 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Original 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Silver Creek 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle St. Ambroise Stout 5.92 $ 3.00 5.0% 355
Beer Bottle Moosehead Light 4.73 $ 3.00 4.0% 355
Beer Bottle Sleeman Clear 4.73 $ 3.00 4.0% 355

</tab> <tab name="Wednesday">

Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost (Primary Alc) Percent Volume [mL]
Sangria Pitcher Flood-Gria 6.85 $14.00 40.0% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Gerts Sangria 6.32 $14.00 40.0% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Red Sangria 6.09 $14.00 17.8% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Green Sangria 5.94 $14.00 17.3% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Tequila Sangria 5.79 $14.00 37.5% 1800
Sangria Pitcher White Sangria 5.57 $14.00 16.3% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Pink Sangria 5.19 $14.00 30.5% 1800
Sangria Pitcher Snowgria 4.20 $14.00 12.3% 1800

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Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Double IPA 8.00 $ 3.00 8.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise IPA 6.20 $ 3.00 6.2% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Rousse 5.50 $ 3.00 5.5% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Honey Brown 5.20 $ 3.00 5.2% 300
Beer Half Pint Gert's House Brew 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint Moosehead Lager 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint Sleeman Original 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Apricot 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Beer Half Pint St. Ambroise Cream Ale 5.00 $ 3.00 5.0% 300
Liquor Drink Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball 4.00 $ 3.00 40.0% 30
Liquor Drink Rail Liquor 4.00 $ 3.00 40.0% 30
Liquor Drink Rum 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Southern Comfort 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Triple Sec 3.50 $ 3.00 35.0% 30
Liquor Drink Fireball 3.30 $ 3.00 33.0% 30
Liquor Drink Amaretto 2.30 $ 3.00 23.0% 30
Liquor Drink Peach Shnapps 2.30 $ 3.00 23.0% 30
Liquor Drink Pornstar 2.10 $ 3.00 21.0% 30

</tab> <tab name="Friday">

Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Double IPA 14.40 $10.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise IPA 11.16 $10.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Rousse 9.90 $10.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Honey Brown 9.36 $10.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Gert's House Brew 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Moosehead Lager 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Original 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Apricot 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Cream Ale 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800

</tab> <tab name="B-Week">

Class Size Type Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Double IPA 14.40 $10.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Rousse 12.38 $ 8.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Honey Brown 11.70 $ 8.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Gert's House Brew 11.25 $ 8.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Sleeman Original 11.25 $ 8.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise IPA 11.16 $10.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Pitcher Moosehead Lager 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Apricot 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Pitcher St. Ambroise Cream Ale 9.00 $10.00 5.0% 1,800

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General List

Class Type Item Gertz [Gz] Cost Percent Volume [mL]
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Pitcher 9.60 $15.00 8.0% 1,800
Beer Fin du Monde Pitcher 9.00 $18.00 9.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Pint 8.00 $ 6.00 8.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Pitcher 7.44 $15.00 6.2% 1,800
Beer Fin du Monde Pint 7.20 $ 7.50 9.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Double IPA Half Pint 6.86 $ 3.50 8.0% 300
Beer Sleeman Rousse Pitcher 6.60 $15.00 5.5% 1,800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Pitcher 6.24 $15.00 5.2% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Pint 6.20 $ 6.00 6.2% 600
Beer Gert's House Brew Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Moosehead Lager Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Sleeman Original Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Pitcher 6.00 $15.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer PBR Tallboy 5.79 $ 4.00 4.9% 473
Sangria Flood-Gria Pitcher 5.64 $17.00 40.0% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Pint 5.50 $ 6.00 5.5% 600
Beer Fin du Monde Half Pint 5.40 $ 5.00 9.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise IPA Half Pint 5.31 $ 3.50 6.2% 300
Sangria Gerts Sangria Pitcher 5.21 $17.00 40.0% 1800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Pint 5.20 $ 6.00 5.2% 600
Sangria Red Sangria Pitcher 5.01 $17.00 17.8% 1800
Beer Gert's House Brew Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Moosehead Lager Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Sleeman Original Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Pint 5.00 $ 6.00 5.0% 600
Beer Carlsberg Pitcher 5.00 $18.00 5.0% 1,800
Beer Mystique Cider Pitcher 5.00 $18.00 5.0% 1,800
Sangria Green Sangria Pitcher 4.89 $17.00 17.3% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Bottle 4.88 $ 4.00 5.5% 355
Sangria Tequila Sangria Pitcher 4.76 $17.00 37.5% 1800
Beer Sleeman Rousse Half Pint 4.71 $ 3.50 5.5% 300
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Bottle 4.62 $ 4.00 5.2% 355
Sangria White Sangria Pitcher 4.59 $17.00 16.3% 1800
Beer Sleeman Honey Brown Half Pint 4.46 $ 3.50 5.2% 300
Beer Moosehead Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Cream Ale Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Original Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Silver Creek Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer St. Ambroise Stout Bottle 4.44 $ 4.00 5.0% 355
Beer Gert's House Brew Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer Moosehead Lager Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer Sleeman Original Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise Apricot Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Beer St. Ambroise Cream Ale Half Pint 4.29 $ 3.50 5.0% 300
Sangria Pink Sangria Pitcher 4.27 $17.00 30.5% 1800
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Pitcher 4.20 $18.00 4.2% 1,800
Liquor Rail Liquor Pitcher (6 shots) 4.00 $18.00 40.0% 180
Beer Carlsberg Pint 4.00 $ 7.50 5.0% 600
Beer Mystique Cider Pint 4.00 $ 7.50 5.0% 600
Beer Moosehead Light Bottle 3.55 $ 4.00 4.0% 355
Beer Sleeman Clear Bottle 3.55 $ 4.00 4.0% 355
Sangria Snowgria Pitcher 3.46 $17.00 12.3% 1800
Liquor Rail Liquor Shot 3.43 $ 3.50 40.0% 30
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Pint 3.36 $ 7.50 4.2% 600
Liquor Rum Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Southern Comfort Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Triple Sec Shot 3.00 $ 3.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball Shot 3.00 $ 4.00 40.0% 30
Beer Carlsberg Half Pint 3.00 $ 5.00 5.0% 300
Beer Mystique Cider Half Pint 3.00 $ 5.00 5.0% 300
Liquor Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball Drink 2.67 $ 4.50 40.0% 30
Liquor Rail Liquor Drink 2.67 $ 4.50 40.0% 30
Beer A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) Half Pint 2.52 $ 5.00 4.2% 300
Liquor Fireball Shot 2.48 $ 4.00 33.0% 30
Liquor Rum Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Southern Comfort Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Triple Sec Drink 2.33 $ 4.50 35.0% 30
Liquor Fireball Drink 2.20 $ 4.50 33.0% 30
Liquor Amaretto Shot 1.97 $ 3.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Peach Shnapps Shot 1.97 $ 3.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Pornstar Shot 1.80 $ 3.50 21.0% 30
Liquor Amaretto Drink 1.53 $ 4.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Peach Shnapps Drink 1.53 $ 4.50 23.0% 30
Liquor Pornstar Drink 1.40 $ 4.50 21.0% 30
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