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Ever since Gerts was founded 41 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

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Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015.

Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock

'''''Last Updated Jan 2018'''''

==Daily Deals & Specials==

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-Ever since Gerts was founded 41 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
+Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
 <center>[[File:Gerts_eq.gif]]</center>
-Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015.
+Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock
+'''''Last Updated Jan 2018'''''
 ==Daily Deals & Specials==
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