Godiva's Hymn: Difference between revisions

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Was the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far

With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.

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Were a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.

Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,

Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.

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Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.

Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.

She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.

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But an Artsie queer, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.

Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,

In any Engineering text, its level can be got.

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For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.

A firehose by day and forty beers by night,

An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,

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She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'

A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass

And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass

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The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"

I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,

Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,

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For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.

At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told

'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,

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But the Engineer drank on and said; "It's only gasoline."

An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,

The max capacity was one, the dam thing would not float,

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But the coin fell in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.

A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,

Were formulating molecule equations over beer.

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For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

So now you’ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,

And when we all shall graduate, we’ll all have great careers.

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For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.

An Engineering from U of T once found the gates of Hell,

He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."

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For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.

I'd rather be an Red Man than a fucking bumble bee,

I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,

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We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,

For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

The modern Engineer must be politically correct,

No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,

No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair

Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.

===Pub Crawl Verse===

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After reading ~~Karma~~ Sutra, a boy learned position nine.

After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.

For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.

But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,

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But they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.

A Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,

He stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.

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For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.

The engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,

While fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.

They lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,

And advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.

We love to sing, and drink, and sing: “We are the Engineers,”

Too bad if we’ve offended you with any of our cheers.

Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,

So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.

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 Was the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.<br>
 <br>
 I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far<br>
 With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.<br>
@@ Line 24: / Line 25: @@
 Were a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,<br>
 Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.<br>
@@ Line 29: / Line 31: @@
 Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.<br>
 She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br>
@@ Line 34: / Line 37: @@
 But an Artsie queer, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br>
 <br>
 Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,<br>
 In any Engineering text, its level can be got.<br>
@@ Line 48: / Line 52: @@
 For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.<br>
 <br>
 A firehose by day and forty beers by night,<br>
 An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br>
@@ Line 53: / Line 58: @@
 She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br>
 <br>
 A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass<br>
 And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass<br>
@@ Line 58: / Line 64: @@
 The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"<br>
 <br>
 I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,<br>
 Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,<br>
@@ Line 63: / Line 70: @@
 For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.<br>
 <br>
 At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told<br>
 'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,<br>
@@ Line 77: / Line 85: @@
 But the Engineer drank on and said; "It's only gasoline."<br>
 <br>
 An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br>
 The max capacity was one, the dam thing would not float,<br>
@@ Line 82: / Line 91: @@
 But the coin fell in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br>
 <br>
 A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,<br>
 Were formulating molecule equations over beer.<br>
@@ Line 87: / Line 97: @@
 For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.<br>
 <br>
 So now you’ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,<br>
 And when we all shall graduate, we’ll all have great careers.<br>
@@ Line 101: / Line 112: @@
 For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.<br>
 <br>
 An Engineering from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br>
 He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br>
@@ Line 106: / Line 118: @@
 For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br>
 <br>
 I'd rather be an Red Man than a fucking bumble bee,<br>
 I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br>
@@ Line 124: / Line 137: @@
 We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,<br>
 For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.<br>
+<br>
+The modern Engineer must be politically correct,<br>
+No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,<br>
+No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair<br>
+Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.<br>
 ===Pub Crawl Verse===
@@ Line 152: / Line 171: @@
 <br>
-After reading Karma Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br>
+After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br>
 For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.<br>
 But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,<br>
@@ Line 175: / Line 194: @@
 But they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 A Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,<br>
 He stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.<br>
@@ Line 222: / Line 242: @@
 For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.<br>
 <br>
+The engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,<br>
+While fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.<br>
+They lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,<br>
+And advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.<br>
+<br>
+We love to sing, and drink, and sing: “We are the Engineers,”<br>
+Too bad if we’ve offended you with any of our cheers.<br>
+Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,<br>
+So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.<br>
+<br>
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