Godiva's Hymn: Difference between revisions

And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br>

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Now Venus is a statue made entirely of stone.<br>

There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.<br>

Why the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced.<br>

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After reading Karma Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br>

For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.<br>

For he was but an Artsy and she an Engineer.<br>

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My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,<br>

My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.<br>

And said; "To McGill you son-of-a-gun, and join the Engineers!"<br>

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Now Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three,<br>

But Cleopatra's blood was red, her heart was young and free,<br>

There was a Roman Engineer just waiting 'round the block.<br>

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My mother peddles opium and my fathers on the dole.<br>

My sister used to walk the streets, but now she's on parole.<br>

Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br>

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The army and the navy boys set out to have some fun,<br>

Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquids run.<br>

And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br>

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A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,<br>

The Engineer were busy doing research after dark.<br>

While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves.<br>

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Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay,<br>

They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was headed up that way,<br>

Though they were gassed completely, you still could hear them say…<br>

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Elvis is a legend he's the King of Rock'n Roll<br>

But the life that he was leading - well, it finally took its toll.<br>

So he faked his death to join us and now he's an Engineer.<br>

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I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire.<br>

Her physical endowments would have made your hands perspire.<br>

For her boyfriend was a tiered Engineering Physicist.<br>

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Now you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,<br>

And like all jolly fellows, we can down our whisky clear,<br>

We drink to every other guy who comes from far and near,<br>

'Cause we're all a hell, a hell, a hell, a hell, of an Engineer.<br>

For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.<br>

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