Gertrude's Theorem

Ever since Gerts was founded 41 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing Gertrude's Theorem; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.

Daily Deals & Specials

<tabs> <tab name="Tuesday">

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Tallboy	PBR	7.73	$ 3.00	4.9%	473
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Rousse	6.51	$ 3.00	5.5%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Honey Brown	6.15	$ 3.00	5.2%	355
Beer	Bottle	Moosehead	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Cream Ale	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Original	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Silver Creek	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	St. Ambroise Stout	5.92	$ 3.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Moosehead Light	4.73	$ 3.00	4.0%	355
Beer	Bottle	Sleeman Clear	4.73	$ 3.00	4.0%	355

</tab> <tab name="Wednesday">

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Sangria	Pitcher	Flood-Gria	6.85	$14.00	40.0%	104
Sangria	Pitcher	Gerts Sangria	6.32	$14.00	40.0%	165
Sangria	Pitcher	Red Sangria	6.09	$14.00	17.8%	480
Sangria	Pitcher	Green Sangria	5.94	$14.00	17.3%	480
Sangria	Pitcher	Tequila Sangria	5.79	$14.00	37.5%	120
Sangria	Pitcher	White Sangria	5.57	$14.00	16.3%	480
Sangria	Pitcher	Pink Sangria	5.19	$14.00	30.5%	120
Sangria	Pitcher	Snowgria	4.20	$14.00	12.3%	480

</tab> <tab name="Thursday">

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Double IPA	8.00	$ 3.00	8.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise IPA	6.20	$ 3.00	6.2%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Rousse	5.50	$ 3.00	5.5%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Honey Brown	5.20	$ 3.00	5.2%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Gert's House Brew	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Moosehead Lager	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	Sleeman Original	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Apricot	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Half Pint	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	5.00	$ 3.00	5.0%	300
Liquor	Drink	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	4.00	$ 3.00	40.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Rail Liquor	4.00	$ 3.00	40.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Rum	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Southern Comfort	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Triple Sec	3.50	$ 3.00	35.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Fireball	3.30	$ 3.00	33.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Amaretto	2.30	$ 3.00	23.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Peach Shnapps	2.30	$ 3.00	23.0%	30
Liquor	Drink	Pornstar	2.10	$ 3.00	21.0%	30

</tab> <tab name="Friday">

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Double IPA	14.40	$10.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise IPA	11.16	$10.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Rousse	9.90	$10.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Honey Brown	9.36	$10.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Gert's House Brew	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Moosehead Lager	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Original	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Apricot	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800

</tab> <tab name="B-Week">

Class	Size	Type	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Double IPA	14.40	$10.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Rousse	12.38	$ 8.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Honey Brown	11.70	$ 8.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Gert's House Brew	11.25	$ 8.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Sleeman Original	11.25	$ 8.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise IPA	11.16	$10.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	Moosehead Lager	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Apricot	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Pitcher	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	9.00	$10.00	5.0%	1,800

</tab> </tabs>

General List

Class	Type	Item	Gertz [V(alc)/$]	Cost	Percent	Volume [mL]
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Pitcher	9.60	$15.00	8.0%	1,800
Beer	Fin du Monde	Pitcher	9.00	$18.00	9.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Pint	8.00	$ 6.00	8.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Pitcher	7.44	$15.00	6.2%	1,800
Beer	Fin du Monde	Pint	7.20	$ 7.50	9.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Double IPA	Half Pint	6.86	$ 3.50	8.0%	300
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Pitcher	6.60	$15.00	5.5%	1,800
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Pitcher	6.24	$15.00	5.2%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Pint	6.20	$ 6.00	6.2%	600
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Sleeman Original	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Pitcher	6.00	$15.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	PBR	Tallboy	5.79	$ 4.00	4.9%	473
Sangria	Flood-Gria	Pitcher	5.64	$17.00	40.0%	104
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Pint	5.50	$ 6.00	5.5%	600
Beer	Fin du Monde	Half Pint	5.40	$ 5.00	9.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise IPA	Half Pint	5.31	$ 3.50	6.2%	300
Sangria	Gerts Sangria	Pitcher	5.21	$17.00	40.0%	165
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Pint	5.20	$ 6.00	5.2%	600
Sangria	Red Sangria	Pitcher	5.01	$17.00	17.8%	480
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Sleeman Original	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Pint	5.00	$ 6.00	5.0%	600
Beer	Carlsberg	Pitcher	5.00	$18.00	5.0%	1,800
Beer	Mystique Cider	Pitcher	5.00	$18.00	5.0%	1,800
Sangria	Green Sangria	Pitcher	4.89	$17.00	17.3%	480
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Bottle	4.88	$ 4.00	5.5%	355
Sangria	Tequila Sangria	Pitcher	4.76	$17.00	37.5%	120
Beer	Sleeman Rousse	Half Pint	4.71	$ 3.50	5.5%	300
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Bottle	4.62	$ 4.00	5.2%	355
Sangria	White Sangria	Pitcher	4.59	$17.00	16.3%	480
Beer	Sleeman Honey Brown	Half Pint	4.46	$ 3.50	5.2%	300
Beer	Moosehead	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Cream Ale	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Original	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Silver Creek	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	St. Ambroise Stout	Bottle	4.44	$ 4.00	5.0%	355
Beer	Gert's House Brew	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	Moosehead Lager	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	Sleeman Original	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise Apricot	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Beer	St. Ambroise Cream Ale	Half Pint	4.29	$ 3.50	5.0%	300
Sangria	Pink Sangria	Pitcher	4.27	$17.00	30.5%	120
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Pitcher	4.20	$18.00	4.2%	1,800
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Pitcher (6 shots)	4.00	$18.00	40.0%	180
Beer	Carlsberg	Pint	4.00	$ 7.50	5.0%	600
Beer	Mystique Cider	Pint	4.00	$ 7.50	5.0%	600
Beer	Moosehead Light	Bottle	3.55	$ 4.00	4.0%	355
Beer	Sleeman Clear	Bottle	3.55	$ 4.00	4.0%	355
Sangria	Snowgria	Pitcher	3.46	$17.00	12.3%	480
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Shot	3.43	$ 3.50	40.0%	30
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Pint	3.36	$ 7.50	4.2%	600
Liquor	Rum	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Southern Comfort	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Triple Sec	Shot	3.00	$ 3.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	Shot	3.00	$ 4.00	40.0%	30
Beer	Carlsberg	Half Pint	3.00	$ 5.00	5.0%	300
Beer	Mystique Cider	Half Pint	3.00	$ 5.00	5.0%	300
Liquor	Jagermeister, Bailey's, Goldshlager, JD Honey, Fireball	Drink	2.67	$ 4.50	40.0%	30
Liquor	Rail Liquor	Drink	2.67	$ 4.50	40.0%	30
Beer	A Tout le Monde (Megadeath)	Half Pint	2.52	$ 5.00	4.2%	300
Liquor	Fireball	Shot	2.48	$ 4.00	33.0%	30
Liquor	Rum	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Southern Comfort	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Triple Sec	Drink	2.33	$ 4.50	35.0%	30
Liquor	Fireball	Drink	2.20	$ 4.50	33.0%	30
Liquor	Amaretto	Shot	1.97	$ 3.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Peach Shnapps	Shot	1.97	$ 3.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Pornstar	Shot	1.80	$ 3.50	21.0%	30
Liquor	Amaretto	Drink	1.53	$ 4.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Peach Shnapps	Drink	1.53	$ 4.50	23.0%	30
Liquor	Pornstar	Drink	1.40	$ 4.50	21.0%	30