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[[File:boat-race.jpg|thumb|200px|An E-Week Boat Race, closely supervised for spillage by a Coord (white tank)]]A '''''Boat Race''''' (Beer on a Table Race), is a drinking game played between two teams of equal numbers. It's a game of speed and cleanliness; each team will line up, drinking a beer participant by participant until completed. '''Majors''' and '''minors''' are assigned for spillage, there are variations to the rules as well.

A '''''Boat Race''''' (Beer on a Table Race), is a drinking game played between two teams of equal numbers. It's a game of speed and cleanliness; the ~~first team~~ to ~~down their~~

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'' Boat races have nothing to do with the nautical arts. Please visit [[Concrete Canoe]] for that voodoo.''<center>

==Vocabulary==

'''Sub Two''': This means your chug time is below two seconds. Think hard about what you've done to achieve this.

'''Anchor''':

'''Anchor''': In a two beer boat race, the order is from left to right to left (12344321). The person who drinks two beers in a row, in this case person #4, is the anchor.

'''Regulation Cup''': This is the variation of plastic cups provided to the EUS by Sleeman; it holds 16oz, but the more important factor is the flexibility of the plastic. It is approximately equal to [https://www.uline.ca/Product/Detail/S-11690/Cups/Dixie-Crystal-Clear-Plastic-Cups-16-oz this model], and is a staple for any boat race.

'''Major'': This is when an ''obscene'' amount of beer is spilled, which in the context of a boat race is approximately 3oz+. Every major will result in the addition of 5 seconds to the team's time.

'''Minor'': This is when ''any'' amount of beer is spilled less than a major. Every minor will result in the addition of 2 seconds to the team's time. Differentiating between a Major and Minor is at the discretion of the referee/coord in charge.

==Variations==

===Anchor Only ~~ ~~===

===Anchor Only===

This is a cruel race in which every participant must drink two cups in a row; i.e., ''everyone is an anchor''. While one team must win, in truth everybody loses. Have trashbags at the ready.

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===Water, Coffee, etc.===

Boat races extends to the speedy consumption of any good. Simply replace the first letter with the item of which you will be consuming (e.g. water= Woat Race, Ice Cream= Icoat Race, and so on), the same rules apply. All you can eat sushi is a '''''great''''' venue for this variation.

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+[[File:boat-race.jpg|thumb|200px|An E-Week Boat Race, closely supervised for spillage by a Coord (white tank)]]A '''''Boat Race''''' (Beer on a Table Race), is a drinking game played between two teams of equal numbers. It's a game of speed and cleanliness; each team will line up, drinking a beer participant by participant until completed. '''Majors''' and '''minors''' are assigned for spillage, there are variations to the rules as well.<br>
-A '''''Boat Race''''' (Beer on a Table Race), is a drinking game played between two teams of equal numbers. It's a game of speed and cleanliness; the first team to down their
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+<span style="color:#ba0000 text-align:center;margin:auto;"><i class="fa fa-exclamation-triangle fa-2x" aria-hidden="true"></i>'' Boat races have nothing to do with the nautical arts. Please visit [[Concrete Canoe]] for that voodoo.''</span><center><br>
 ==Vocabulary==
 '''Sub Two''': This means your chug time is below two seconds. Think hard about what you've done to achieve this.<br>
-'''Anchor''':
+'''Anchor''': In a two beer boat race, the order is from left to right to left (12344321). The person who drinks two beers in a row, in this case person #4, is the anchor.
+'''Regulation Cup''': This is the variation of plastic cups provided to the EUS by Sleeman; it holds 16oz, but the more important factor is the flexibility of the plastic. It is approximately equal to [https://www.uline.ca/Product/Detail/S-11690/Cups/Dixie-Crystal-Clear-Plastic-Cups-16-oz this model], and is a staple for any boat race.<br>
+'''Major'': This is when an ''obscene'' amount of beer is spilled, which in the context of a boat race is approximately 3oz+. Every major will result in the addition of 5 seconds to the team's time.
+'''Minor'': This is when ''any'' amount of beer is spilled less than a major. Every minor will result in the addition of 2 seconds to the team's time. Differentiating between a Major and Minor is at the discretion of the referee/coord in charge.
 ==Variations==
-===Anchor Only <i class="fa fa-anchor"> </i>===
+===Anchor Only===
 This is a cruel race in which every participant must drink two cups in a row; i.e., ''everyone is an anchor''. While one team must win, in truth everybody loses. Have trashbags at the ready.
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+===Water, Coffee, etc.===
+Boat races extends to the speedy consumption of any good. Simply replace the first letter with the item of which you will be consuming (e.g. water= Woat Race, Ice Cream= Icoat Race, and so on), the same rules apply. All you can eat sushi is a '''''great''''' venue for this variation.