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An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br> | An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br> | ||
And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br> | And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br> | ||
She'll raise her | She'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br> | ||
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An | An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br> | ||
He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br> | He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br> | ||
The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"<br> | The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"<br> | ||
For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br> | For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br> | ||
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An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,<br> | |||
He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.<br> | |||
They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed,<br> | |||
Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!<br> | |||
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