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The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br> | The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br> | ||
Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br> | Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br> | ||
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Godiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow | |||
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She called a group of engineers for beer is what they know | |||
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They tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep | |||
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The plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe’s to keep<br> | |||
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One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br> | One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br> | ||
The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br> | The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br> | ||
So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br> | |||
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I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br> | I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br> | ||
So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br> | So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br> | ||
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My parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,<br> | |||
Even though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.<br> | |||
But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br> | |||
I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br> | |||
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<h3>Verses About Godiva Abroad</h3> | |||
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Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,<br> | |||
She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br> | |||
Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br> | |||
On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br> | |||
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Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,<br> | |||
Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.<br> | |||
She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br> | |||
Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br> | |||
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Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,<br> | |||
But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br> | |||
The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br> | |||
It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br> | |||
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The engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange, <br> | |||
They crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range. <br> | |||
A Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless, <br> | |||
For it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless! <br> | |||
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