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Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering students across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a few of their own modifications we think are worth checking out. | Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering students across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a few of their own modifications we think are worth checking out. | ||
== Godiva's Hymm == | == Godiva's Hymm == | ||
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We can, we can, we can, we can, Demolish forty beers.<br> | We can, we can, we can, we can, Demolish forty beers.<br> | ||
So come, so come, so come, so come, So come along with us;<br> | So come, so come, so come, so come, So come along with us;<br> | ||
For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us.<br>}}</div> | For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us.<br>}} | ||
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<h3>Verses About Godiva</h3> | |||
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Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,<br> | Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,<br> | ||
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The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br> | The only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br> | ||
Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br> | Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br> | ||
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Godiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow | |||
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She called a group of engineers for beer is what they know | |||
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They tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep | |||
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The plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe’s to keep<br> | |||
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She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br> | She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br> | ||
The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,<br> | The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,<br> | ||
But an Artsie | But an Artsie fink, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br> | ||
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<h3>Female Verses</h3> | |||
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We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,<br> | We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,<br> | ||
We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.<br> | We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.<br> | ||
So | So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us;<br> | ||
For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.<br> | For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.<br> | ||
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An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br> | An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br> | ||
And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br> | And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br> | ||
She'll raise her | She'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br> | ||
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<h3>Verses about Other Faculties</h3> | |||
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An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can,<br> | An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can,<br> | ||
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An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br> | An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br> | ||
One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br> | |||
The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br> | The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br> | ||
So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br> | |||
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<h3>Verses About Other Schools</h3> | |||
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The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact.<br> | The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact.<br> | ||
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An | An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br> | ||
He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br> | He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br> | ||
The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"<br> | The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"<br> | ||
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I'd rather be an | An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,<br> | ||
He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.<br> | |||
They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed,<br> | |||
Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!<br> | |||
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I'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee,<br> | |||
I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br> | I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br> | ||
I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br> | I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br> | ||
So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br> | So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br> | ||
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My parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,<br> | |||
Even though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.<br> | |||
But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br> | |||
I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br> | |||
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<h3>Verses About Godiva Abroad</h3> | |||
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Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,<br> | |||
She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br> | |||
Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br> | |||
On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br> | |||
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Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,<br> | |||
Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.<br> | |||
She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br> | |||
Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br> | |||
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Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,<br> | |||
But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br> | |||
The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br> | |||
It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br> | |||
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The engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange, <br> | |||
They crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range. <br> | |||
A Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless, <br> | |||
For it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless! <br> | |||
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But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.<br> | But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.<br> | ||
You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,<br> | You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,<br> | ||
But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!<br> | But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's! | ||
===Verses about Chemical Engineering=== | |||
We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers!,<br> | |||
We can we can we can we can brew all your beers.<br> | |||
So come so come so come so come so come drink with us,<br> | |||
For we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us! | |||
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<h3>Other</h3> | |||
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The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,<br> | The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,<br> | ||
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The only thing that held him up and kept him on his course,<br> | The only thing that held him up and kept him on his course,<br> | ||
Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br> | Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br> | ||
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