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Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering students across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a few of their own modifications we think are worth checking out.

~~Make sure to check out our other [[chants]]~~

== Godiva's Hymm ==

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We can, we can, we can, we can, Demolish forty beers.

So come, so come, so come, so come, So come along with us;

For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us. }}</div>

For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us. }}

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~~<center>~~<h3>Verses About Godiva</h3~~></center~~>

<h3>Verses About Godiva</h3>

Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,

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Was the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.

I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far

With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.

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Were a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.

Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,

Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.

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Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.

Godiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow

She called a group of engineers for beer is what they know

They tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep

The plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe’s to keep

Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.

She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.

The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,

But an Artsie ~~queer~~, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.

But an Artsie fink, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.

Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,

In any Engineering text, its level can be got.

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~~<center>~~<h3>Female Verses</h3~~></center~~>

<h3>Female Verses</h3>

We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,

We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.

So ~~cum~~, so ~~cum~~, so ~~cum~~, so ~~cum~~, so ~~cum all over~~ us,

So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us;

For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.

A firehose by day and forty beers by night,

An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,

And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,

She'll raise her ~~trust~~ can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'

She'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'

A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass

And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass

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The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"

I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,

Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,

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For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.

At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told

'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,

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~~<center>~~<h3>Verses about Other Faculties</h3~~></center~~>

<h3>Verses about Other Faculties</h3>

An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can,

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But the Engineer drank on and said; "It's only gasoline."

An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,

~~The max~~ capacity ~~was one~~, the ~~dam~~ thing would not float,

One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,

The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,

~~But the coin fell~~ in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.

So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.

A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,

Were formulating molecule equations over beer.

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For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

So now you’ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,

And when we all shall graduate, we’ll all have great careers.

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~~<center>~~<h3>Verses About Other Schools</h3~~></center~~>

<h3>Verses About Other Schools</h3>

The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact.

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For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.

An ~~Engineering~~ from U of T once found the gates of Hell,

An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,

He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."

The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"

For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.

I'd rather be an ~~Red Man~~ than a fucking bumble bee,

An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,

He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.

They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed,

Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!

I'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee,

I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,

I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,

So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!

My parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,

Even though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.

But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,

I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!

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<h3>Verses About Godiva Abroad</h3>

Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,

She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.

Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,

On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!

Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,

Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.

She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,

Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!

Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,

But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.

The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,

It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!

The engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange,

They crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range.

A Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless,

For it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless!

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We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,

For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.

The modern Engineer must be politically correct,

No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,

No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair

Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.

===Pub Crawl Verse===

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But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.

You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,

But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!

But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!

===Verses about Chemical Engineering===

We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers!,

We can we can we can we can brew all your beers.

So come so come so come so come so come drink with us,

For we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us!

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~~<center>~~<h3>Other</h3~~></center~~>

<h3>Other</h3>

The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,

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And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.

Now Venus is a statue made entirely of stone.

There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.

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Why the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced.

After reading ~~Karma~~ Sutra, a boy learned position nine.

After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.

For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.

But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,

For he was but an Artsy and she an Engineer.

My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,

My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.

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And said; "To McGill you son-of-a-gun, and join the Engineers!"

Now Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three,

But Cleopatra's blood was red, her heart was young and free,

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There was a Roman Engineer just waiting 'round the block.

My mother peddles opium and my fathers on the dole.

My sister used to walk the streets, but now she's on parole.

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But they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.

A Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,

He stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.

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Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.

~~The army and the navy boys set out to have some fun, ~~

~~Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquids run. ~~

~~But all they found were empties, for the Engineers had come, ~~

~~And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum. ~~

~~ ~~

A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,

The Engineer were busy doing research after dark.

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While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves.

Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay,

They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was headed up that way,

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Though they were gassed completely, you still could hear them say…

Elvis is a legend he's the King of Rock'n Roll

But the life that he was leading - well, it finally took its toll.

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So he faked his death to join us and now he's an Engineer.

I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire.

Her physical endowments would have made your hands perspire.

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For her boyfriend was a tiered Engineering Physicist.

Now you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,

And like all jolly fellows, we can down our whisky clear,

We drink to every other guy who comes from far and near,

'Cause we're all a hell, a hell, a hell, a hell, of an Engineer.

Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,

So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho

The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,

Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,

So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho

The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,

For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.

The engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,

While fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.

They lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,

And advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.

We love to sing, and drink, and sing: “We are the Engineers,”

Too bad if we’ve offended you with any of our cheers.

Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,

So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.

A group of engineers once travelled to Niagra Falls

Drank the bars and Vineyards dry and soon were naked to the balls

They roamed the streets leaving locals gifts on all the roofs

For an engineer will pay for beer but not four bucks for juice!

We are, we are, we are, we are, the Bio-resource engineers

We’re the heart and soul of Mac Campus; we fill the farm with cheers

Mass consumption drinking is our speciality

For inebriation can’t be spelt without including BREE!

Copulation, fornication, penetration, fuck!

Rim-job, reem-job, nose-job, blow-job, cunnilingus, suck!

Eating beaver, dipping wick and taking it up the rear,

These words don't mean a thing to me, cause I'm and engineer!

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+{{HymnBar}}
+{{ChantDisclaimer}}
 Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering students across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a few of their own modifications we think are worth checking out.
-Make sure to check out our other [[chants]]
 == Godiva's Hymm ==
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 We can, we can, we can, we can, Demolish forty beers.<br>
 So come, so come, so come, so come, So come along with us;<br>
-For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us.<br>}}</div>
+For we don't give a damn for any old man Who don't give a damn for us.<br>}}
+</div>
-<center><h3>Verses About Godiva</h3></center>
+<h3>Verses About Godiva</h3>
 {{Div col|cols=2}}
 Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,<br>
@@ Line 19: / Line 20: @@
 Was the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.<br>
 <br>
 I've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far<br>
 With the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.<br>
@@ Line 24: / Line 26: @@
 Were a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 Godiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,<br>
 Decided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.<br>
@@ Line 29: / Line 32: @@
 Were a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br>
 <br>
+Godiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow
+<br>
+She called a group of engineers for beer is what they know
+<br>
+They tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep
+<br>
+The plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe’s to keep<br>
+<br>
 Godiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.<br>
 She never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br>
 The first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,<br>
-But an Artsie queer, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br>
+But an Artsie fink, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br>
 <br>
 Godiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,<br>
 In any Engineering text, its level can be got.<br>
@@ Line 41: / Line 55: @@
 ----
 <br>
-<center><h3>Female Verses</h3></center>
+<h3>Female Verses</h3>
 {{Div col|cols=2}}
 We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,<br>
 We can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.<br>
-So cum, so cum, so cum, so cum, so cum all over us,<br>
+So come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us;<br>
 For we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for us.<br>
 <br>
 A firehose by day and forty beers by night,<br>
 An engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br>
 And if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br>
-She'll raise her trust can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br>
+She'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br>
 <br>
 A man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass<br>
 And stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her glass<br>
@@ Line 58: / Line 74: @@
 The maiden smiled sweetly, said "I'm an Engineer!"<br>
 <br>
 I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,<br>
 Her physical endowments would make your hands perspire,<br>
@@ Line 63: / Line 80: @@
 For her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.<br>
 <br>
 At the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told<br>
 'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,<br>
@@ Line 70: / Line 88: @@
 ----
 <br>
-<center><h3>Verses about Other Faculties</h3></center>
+<h3>Verses about Other Faculties</h3>
 {{Div col|cols=2}}
 An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can,<br>
@@ Line 77: / Line 95: @@
 But the Engineer drank on and said; "It's only gasoline."<br>
 <br>
 An Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br>
-The max capacity was one, the dam thing would not float,<br>
+One above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br>
 The Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br>
-But the coin fell in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br>
+So he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br>
 <br>
 A wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,<br>
 Were formulating molecule equations over beer.<br>
@@ Line 87: / Line 107: @@
 For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.<br>
 <br>
 So now you’ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,<br>
 And when we all shall graduate, we’ll all have great careers.<br>
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 ----
 <br>
-<center><h3>Verses About Other Schools</h3></center>
+<h3>Verses About Other Schools</h3>
 {{Div col|cols=2}}
 The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a fact.<br>
@@ Line 101: / Line 122: @@
 For you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.<br>
 <br>
-An Engineering from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br>
+An Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br>
 He looked the Devil in the eye and said; "You're looking well."<br>
 The Devil looked at him and said; "Why have you come to me?"<br>
 For you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br>
 <br>
-I'd rather be an Red Man than a fucking bumble bee,<br>
+An Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,<br>
+He took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.<br>
+They drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some weed,<br>
+Then the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's steed!<br>
+<br>
+I'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee,<br>
 I'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br>
 I wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br>
 So fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br>
+<br>
+My parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,<br>
+Even though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.<br>
+But now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br>
+I've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br>
+{{Div col end}}
+----
+<br>
+<h3>Verses About Godiva Abroad</h3>
+{{Div col|cols=2}}
+Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,<br>
+She cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br>
+Time to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br>
+On her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br>
+<br>
+Godiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,<br>
+Feeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.<br>
+She wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br>
+Little did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br>
+<br>
+Godiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,<br>
+But then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br>
+The boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br>
+It wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br>
+<br>
+The engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange, <br>
+They crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range. <br>
+A Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless, <br>
+For it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless! <br>
 {{Div col end}}
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@@ Line 124: / Line 186: @@
 We work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,<br>
 For we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for us.<br>
+<br>
+The modern Engineer must be politically correct,<br>
+No more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,<br>
+No more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair<br>
+Instead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.<br>
 ===Pub Crawl Verse===
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 But all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.<br>
 You can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,<br>
-But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!<br>
+But we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!
+===Verses about Chemical Engineering===
+We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers!,<br>
+We can we can we can we can brew all your beers.<br>
+So come so come so come so come so come drink with us,<br>
+For we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us!
+<br>
 ----
 <br>
-<center><h3>Other</h3></center>
+<h3>Other</h3>
 {{Div col|cols=2}}
 The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,<br>
@@ Line 145: / Line 220: @@
 And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br>
 <br>
 Now Venus is a statue made entirely of stone.<br>
 There's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.<br>
@@ Line 150: / Line 226: @@
 Why the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced.<br>
 <br>
-After reading Karma Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br>
+After reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br>
 For proving masculinity, it truly was divine.<br>
 But then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,<br>
 For he was but an Artsy and she an Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 My father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,<br>
 My mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.<br>
@@ Line 160: / Line 238: @@
 And said; "To McGill you son-of-a-gun, and join the Engineers!"<br>
 <br>
 Now Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three,<br>
 But Cleopatra's blood was red, her heart was young and free,<br>
@@ Line 165: / Line 244: @@
 There was a Roman Engineer just waiting 'round the block.<br>
 <br>
 My mother peddles opium and my fathers on the dole.<br>
 My sister used to walk the streets, but now she's on parole.<br>
@@ Line 170: / Line 250: @@
 But they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 A Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,<br>
 He stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.<br>
@@ Line 175: / Line 256: @@
 Were the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br>
 <br>
-The army and the navy boys set out to have some fun,<br>
-Down at the local tavern where the fiery liquids run.<br>
-But all they found were empties, for the Engineers had come,<br>
-And traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br>
-<br>
 A maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,<br>
 The Engineer were busy doing research after dark.<br>
@@ Line 185: / Line 262: @@
 While his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the curves.<br>
 <br>
 Sir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay,<br>
 They heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was headed up that way,<br>
@@ Line 190: / Line 268: @@
 Though they were gassed completely, you still could hear them say…<br>
 <br>
 Elvis is a legend he's the King of Rock'n Roll<br>
 But the life that he was leading - well, it finally took its toll.<br>
@@ Line 195: / Line 274: @@
 So he faked his death to join us and now he's an Engineer.<br>
 <br>
 I happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire.<br>
 Her physical endowments would have made your hands perspire.<br>
@@ Line 200: / Line 280: @@
 For her boyfriend was a tiered Engineering Physicist.<br>
 <br>
 Now you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,<br>
 And like all jolly fellows, we can down our whisky clear,<br>
 We drink to every other guy who comes from far and near,<br>
 'Cause we're all a hell, a hell, a hell, a hell, of an Engineer.<br>
-Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,
+<br>
-So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho
-The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,
+Rapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,<br>
+So one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho<br>
+The prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,<br>
 For the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.<br>
+<br>
+The engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,<br>
+While fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.<br>
+They lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,<br>
+And advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.<br>
+<br>
+We love to sing, and drink, and sing: “We are the Engineers,”<br>
+Too bad if we’ve offended you with any of our cheers.<br>
+Sometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,<br>
+So you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.<br>
+<br>
+A group of engineers once travelled to Niagra Falls<br>
+Drank the bars and Vineyards dry and soon were naked to the balls<br>
+They roamed the streets leaving locals gifts on all the roofs<br>
+For an engineer will pay for beer but not four bucks for juice!<br>
+<br>
+We are, we are, we are, we are, the Bio-resource engineers<br>
+We’re the heart and soul of Mac Campus; we fill the farm with cheers<br>
+Mass consumption drinking is our speciality<br>
+For inebriation can’t be spelt without including BREE!<br>
+<br>
+Copulation, fornication, penetration, fuck!<br>
+Rim-job, reem-job, nose-job, blow-job, cunnilingus, suck!<br>
+Eating beaver, dipping wick and taking it up the rear,<br>
+These words don't mean a thing to me, cause I'm and engineer!<br>
+<br>
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