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Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
Ever since Gerts was founded 44 years ago, they have always been there for your drinking needs. Whether it's a regular old Friday night or the middle of the afternoon on Monday, you can always depend on them (RIP SSMU reno). Introducing '''''Gertrude's Theorem'''''; ever been strapped on coinage, and wondered if you should get a pitcher of your favorite sangria or a few pints of St.Ambroise IPA, but can't decide? Gertrude's theorem calculates the the amount of alcohol per dollar you get when purchasing your favorite drink.
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<center>[[File:Gerts_eq.gif]]</center>
Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock
Gertrude's Theorem was founded by ''Ashkaan Mohtashami'' and ''Michael Kratsios'' on December 1st, 2015. Transcribed by Malcolm McClintock


'''''Last Updated Jan 2018'''''
'''''Last Updated Jan 2018'''''
*It is rumoured that the CEO Charles Wilson used the Gertz to gain his fortune, come meet his dog at: tinyurl.com/n4fo2kfw
==Daily Deals & Specials==
==Daily Deals & Specials==
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{| class="wikitable collapsible sortable alternating"
! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! Percent !! Volume [mL]
! Class !! Size !! Type !! Gertz [Gz] !! Cost !! (Primary Alc) Percent !! Volume [mL]
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| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 104
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || 6.85 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 165
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || 6.32 || $14.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || 6.09 || $14.00 || 17.8% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || 5.94 || $14.00 || 17.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 120
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || 5.79 || $14.00 || 37.5% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || 5.57 || $14.00 || 16.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 120
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || 5.19 || $14.00 || 30.5% || 1800
|-
|-
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 480
| Sangria || Pitcher || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || 4.20 || $14.00 || 12.3% || 1800
|}
|}
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| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
| Beer || style="background-color:#102C73;color:White" | PBR || Tallboy || 5.79 || $  4.00 || 4.9% || 473
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 104
| Sangria || style="background-color:#e0c9ff" | Flood-Gria || Pitcher || 5.64 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Pint || 5.50 || $  6.00 || 5.5% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:ForestGreen; color:White" | St. Ambroise IPA || Half Pint || 5.31 || $  3.50 || 6.2% || 300
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 165
| Sangria || style="background-color:Gold" | Gerts Sangria || Pitcher || 5.21 || $17.00 || 40.0% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Pint || 5.20 || $  6.00 || 5.2% || 600
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Red Sangria || Pitcher || 5.01 || $17.00 || 17.8% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
| Beer || style="background-color:Moccasin" | Gert's House Brew || Pint || 5.00 || $  6.00 || 5.0% || 600
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| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
| Beer || style="background-color:LemonChiffon" | Mystique Cider || Pitcher || 5.00 || $18.00 || 5.0% || 1,800
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:#8de0d3" | Green Sangria || Pitcher || 4.89 || $17.00 || 17.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Bottle || 4.88 || $  4.00 || 5.5% || 355
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 120
| Sangria || style="background-color:OrangeRed;color:White" | Tequila Sangria || Pitcher || 4.76 || $17.00 || 37.5% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:LightCoral" | Sleeman Rousse || Half Pint || 4.71 || $  3.50 || 5.5% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Bottle || 4.62 || $  4.00 || 5.2% || 355
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:Azure" | White Sangria || Pitcher || 4.59 || $17.00 || 16.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:SaddleBrown; color:White" | Sleeman Honey Brown || Half Pint || 4.46 || $  3.50 || 5.2% || 300
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| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
| Beer || style="background-color:Chocolate; color:White" | St. Ambroise Cream Ale || Half Pint || 4.29 || $  3.50 || 5.0% || 300
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 120
| Sangria || style="background-color:Pink" | Pink Sangria || Pitcher || 4.27 || $17.00 || 30.5% || 1800
|-
|-
| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
| Beer || style="background-color:Silver" | A Tout le Monde (Megadeath) || Pitcher || 4.20 || $18.00 || 4.2% || 1,800
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| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
| Beer || style="background-color:#B8D9EB" | Sleeman Clear || Bottle || 3.55 || $  4.00 || 4.0% || 355
|-
|-
| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 480
| Sangria || style="background-color:Snow" | Snowgria || Pitcher || 3.46 || $17.00 || 12.3% || 1800
|-
|-
| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30
| Liquor || style="background-color:#Gainsboro;" | Rail Liquor || Shot || 3.43 || $  3.50 || 40.0% || 30
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