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- "body": "[{\"type\": \"paragraph\", \"value\": \"<p>Godiva's Hymn is the classic chant. Used by Engineers and engineering\\r\\nstudents across the globe, it's a time honoured tradition. McGill has a\\r\\nfew of their own modifications we think are worth checking out.</p>\\r\\n<h2 id=\\\"godivas_hymm\\\">Godiva's Hymm</h2>\\r\\n<div style=\\\"font-size:20px\\\">\\r\\n</div>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Verses About Godiva</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>Godiva was a lady who through Coventry did ride,<br />\\r\\nTo show all of the villagers her lovely bare white hide;<br />\\r\\nThe most observant villager, an Engineer of course,<br />\\r\\nWas the only to notice that Godiva rode a horse.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nI've come a long, long way she said, and I will go as far<br />\\r\\nWith the man who takes me off this horse, and leads me to a bar.<br />\\r\\nThe men who took her off her steed, and stood her to a beer,<br />\\r\\nWere a blear- eyed Surveyor, and a drunken Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva woke next morning and she had an awful head,<br />\\r\\nDecided to be sensible and spend the day in bed.<br />\\r\\nThe only ones to visit her and bring her lots of cheer,<br />\\r\\nWere a broken-down Surveyor and a bloodshot Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva was a brewer but her keg did overflow<br />\\r\\nShe called a group of engineers for beer is what they know<br />\\r\\nThey tapped and drank it faster than a Queensman mounts a sheep<br />\\r\\nThe plumbers stumbled out and sang this recipe\\u2019s to keep<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva was a lady well-endowed, of that there was no doubt.<br />\\r\\nShe never wore a stich of clothes, just wound her hair about.<br />\\r\\nThe first man who ever made her was an Engineer of course,<br />\\r\\nBut an Artsie fink, on just one beer once made Godiva's horse.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva died and where she fell a benchmark marks the spot,<br />\\r\\nIn any Engineering text, its level can be got.<br />\\r\\nAnd up in Heaven, everyday Godiva craves for beer,<br />\\r\\nBut she'll have to wait until the gates let in the Engineers<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<hr />\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Female Verses</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>We are, we are, we are, we are the female Engineers,<br />\\r\\nWe can, we can, we can, we can demolish twice as many beers.<br />\\r\\nSo come, so come, so come, so come, so come along with us;<br />\\r\\nFor we don't give a damn about any damn man that can't get it up for\\r\\nus.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA firehose by day and forty beers by night,<br />\\r\\nAn engineer may never sleep but still stay just as bright,<br />\\r\\nAnd if you ever ask her how she keeps up her routine,<br />\\r\\nShe'll raise her trusty can of Jolt, smile and say 'Caffeine!'<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA man sat in a tavern with a lovely looking lass<br />\\r\\nAnd stared when for the nineteenth time she raised and drank her\\r\\nglass<br />\\r\\n\\\"You've out-drunk four strong men, and half the bar my dear\\\"<br />\\r\\nThe maiden smiled sweetly, said \\\"I'm an Engineer!\\\"<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nI happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire,<br />\\r\\nHer physical endowments would make your hands perspire,<br />\\r\\nShe shocked us when she told us that she never had been kissed,<br />\\r\\nFor her boyfriend was a worn-out Engineering Scientist.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nAt the Arts Quad at our school there are many untruths told<br />\\r\\n'bout how female engineers are frigid, strange, and cold,<br />\\r\\nBut truth be told men look for lady engineers of course,<br />\\r\\nAnd sleep with girls who study friction, motion, stress and force.<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<hr />\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Verses about Other Faculties</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>An Artsman and an Engineer once found a gallon can,<br />\\r\\nSaid the Artsman, \\\"Match me drink for drink as long as you can\\r\\nstand.\\\"<br />\\r\\nThey drank three drinks, the Artsman fell, his face was turning\\r\\ngreen.<br />\\r\\nBut the Engineer drank on and said; \\\"It's only gasoline.\\\"<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nAn Artsman and an Engineer were stranded on a boat,<br />\\r\\nOne above capacity, the damn thing would not float,<br />\\r\\nThe Engineer flipped a coin to settle the dispute,<br />\\r\\nSo he flipped it in the water and the Artsie gave pursuit.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA wide-eyed Artsie Chemist and a Chemical Engineer,<br />\\r\\nWere formulating molecule equations over beer.<br />\\r\\nEach drank a glass of water, but the Artsie hit the floor,<br />\\r\\nFor what he thought was H2O was H2SO4.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nSo now you\\u2019ve heard our story and you know we are the Engineers,<br />\\r\\nAnd when we all shall graduate, we\\u2019ll all have great careers.<br />\\r\\nAn Engineer\\u2019s starting wage can pull in 60 G\\u2019s,<br />\\r\\nWhile an Artsie with a PHD can work at Mickey D\\u2019s.<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<hr />\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Verses About Other Schools</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>The guys from Queen's they get the girls - you know it that's a\\r\\nfact.<br />\\r\\nIt's not the way they part their hair, or in the way they act.<br />\\r\\nIt 'cause they're such good lovers, with that extra special touch,<br />\\r\\nFor you've got to be so skillful when you fuck the sheep so much.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nAn Engineer from U of T once found the gates of Hell,<br />\\r\\nHe looked the Devil in the eye and said; \\\"You're looking well.\\\"<br />\\r\\nThe Devil looked at him and said; \\\"Why have you come to me?\\\"<br />\\r\\nFor you've been to hell already, since you went to U of T.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nAn Engineer from Ottawa thought he had lots of game,<br />\\r\\nHe took Godiva home one night, excited by her fame.<br />\\r\\nThey drank one drink, sat on the couch, and said let's smoke some\\r\\nweed,<br />\\r\\nThen the room was damn near full of smoke, and he fucked Godiva's\\r\\nsteed!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nI'd rather be an Martlet than a fucking bumble bee,<br />\\r\\nI'd rather be a genius than flip burgers at McD's,<br />\\r\\nI wouldn't wipe my ass with a Concordia Degree,<br />\\r\\nSo fuck you bumble bees, fuck you!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nMy parents spent a fortune sending me to UBC,<br />\\r\\nEven though they heard it was a place of wild debauchery.<br />\\r\\nBut now they know their kid is safe and they shall have no fear,<br />\\r\\nI've never even heard of Sex cause I'm an engineer!<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<hr />\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Verses About Godiva Abroad</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>Godiva was in Scotland drinking whisky by the dram,<br />\\r\\nShe cracked a can of Tennants just before she caught her tram.<br />\\r\\nTime to make a radler and add a touch of Irn Bru,<br />\\r\\nOn her way to Loch Ness, she heard the coos go moo, MOO!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva was out drinking, stayed at Instant until 6,<br />\\r\\nFeeling kind of nauseous, she needed a quick fix.<br />\\r\\nShe wandered through Old Budapest, in a hunt for beef goulash,<br />\\r\\nLittle did she know, all they sold was Paprikash!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nGodiva was feeling dirty, found a Scottsman and got it on,<br />\\r\\nBut then the condom broke. oh no! I guess she was raw dogged.<br />\\r\\nThe boy she shagged, his hair so red, was in PTOT,<br />\\r\\nIt wasn't a surprise when he could only last for 3!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nThe engineers bid her goodbye, Godiva's on exchange,<br />\\r\\nThey crafted her a parting gift, a knife with quite the range.<br />\\r\\nA Swiss blade not for army use but skillful nonetheless,<br />\\r\\nFor it acted as a dildo, bullet, rabbit; Oh God Bless!<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<hr />\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n===Version Fran\\u00e7aise=== Nous sommes, nous sommes, nous sommes, nous\\r\\nsommes les ing\\u00e9nieurs fran\\u00e7ais<br />\\r\\nQuand on a fini de boire la bi\\u00e8re, on sort le Bourgolais<br />\\r\\nOn boit sans fin, on fait la f\\u00eate et les filles nous adorent<br />\\r\\nRien de mieux que la langue fran\\u00e7aise pour stimuler un corps.<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3 id=\\\"politically_correct_verse\\\">Politically Correct Verse</h3>\\r\\n<p>We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the Engineers,<br />\\r\\nWe can, we can, we can, we fix anything with gears.<br />\\r\\nWe work real hard, we play real hard, so come along with us,<br />\\r\\nFor we don't give a damn for any damn man, who don't give a damn for\\r\\nus.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nThe modern Engineer must be politically correct,<br />\\r\\nNo more motors lubricating, no more buildings rise erect,<br />\\r\\nNo more electrical capacitors whose plates are high and fair<br />\\r\\nInstead of problem solving let's just sit around and care.<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3 id=\\\"pub_crawl_verse\\\">Pub Crawl Verse</h3>\\r\\n<p>We're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we're lost, we don't know where\\r\\nwe are,<br />\\r\\nWe came, we came, we came, we came, we came to find a bar.<br />\\r\\nDon't come, don't come, don't come, don't come, don't come along with\\r\\nus,<br />\\r\\nFor we don't know where the hell we are but fuck we're on a bus!<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3 id=\\\"verses_about_engineering\\\">Verses about Engineering</h3>\\r\\n<p>Professors put demands on us, they say we have to tool,<br />\\r\\nBut all we want to do is sleep, we hate this fucking school.<br />\\r\\nYou can bitch or tell us off, abuse us if you please,<br />\\r\\nBut we're all set to graduate, and all we need are C's!</p>\\r\\n<h3 id=\\\"verses_about_chemical_engineering\\\">Verses about Chemical\\r\\nEngineering</h3>\\r\\n<p>We are we are we are we are the chemical engineers!,<br />\\r\\nWe can we can we can we can brew all your beers.<br />\\r\\nSo come so come so come so come so come drink with us,<br />\\r\\nFor we have way too many beers that we cannot drink just us!</p>\\r\\n<p><br />\\r\\n----<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n<h3>\\r\\n<p>Other</p>\\r\\n</h3>\\r\\n<p>The Army and the Navy boys went out to have some fun,<br />\\r\\nDown at the local tavern where the fiery liquors run.<br />\\r\\nBut all they found were empties for the Engineers had come,<br />\\r\\nAnd traded all their instruments for gallon jugs of rum.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nNow Venus is a statue made entirely of stone.<br />\\r\\nThere's not a fig leaf on her, she's as naked as a bone.<br />\\r\\nOn noticing her arms were broke an Engineer discoursed,<br />\\r\\nWhy the damn things busted concrete and it must be reinforced.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nAfter reading Kama Sutra, a boy learned position nine.<br />\\r\\nFor proving masculinity, it truly was divine.<br />\\r\\nBut then one day the girl rebelled and threw him on is rear,<br />\\r\\nFor he was but an Artsy and she an Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nMy father was a miner from the Northern Malamute,<br />\\r\\nMy mother was a mistress in a house of ill repute.<br />\\r\\nThey kicked me out at a tender age, not shedding any tears,<br />\\r\\nAnd said; \\\"To McGill you son-of-a-gun, and join the Engineers!\\\"<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nNow Caesar went to Egypt at the age of fifty-three,<br />\\r\\nBut Cleopatra's blood was red, her heart was young and free,<br />\\r\\nAnd every night when Julius said goodnight at three o'clock,<br />\\r\\nThere was a Roman Engineer just waiting 'round the block.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nMy mother peddles opium and my fathers on the dole.<br />\\r\\nMy sister used to walk the streets, but now she's on parole.<br />\\r\\nMy brother runs a restaurant with bedrooms in the rear,<br />\\r\\nBut they won't even speak to me 'cause I'm an Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA Drunken Engineer once staggered through the Roddick gates,<br />\\r\\nHe stumbled through the lecture hall so drunk and very late.<br />\\r\\nThe only thing that held him up and kept him on his course,<br />\\r\\nWere the boundary conditions and the electromotive force.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA maiden and an Engineer were sitting in the park,<br />\\r\\nThe Engineer were busy doing research after dark.<br />\\r\\nHis scientific method was a marvel to observe,<br />\\r\\nWhile his right hand wrote the figures, his left hand traced the\\r\\ncurves.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nSir Francis Drake and all his ships set out for Calais Bay,<br />\\r\\nThey heard the Spanish Rum Fleet was headed up that way,<br />\\r\\nBut the Engineers had beat them by a night and half a day,<br />\\r\\nThough they were gassed completely, you still could hear them say\\u2026<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nElvis is a legend he's the King of Rock'n Roll<br />\\r\\nBut the life that he was leading - well, it finally took its toll.<br />\\r\\nSo then one day, he realized, he chose the wrong career,<br />\\r\\nSo he faked his death to join us and now he's an Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nI happened once upon a maid whose eyes were full of fire.<br />\\r\\nHer physical endowments would have made your hands perspire.<br />\\r\\nShe shocked me when she told me that she never had been kissed,<br />\\r\\nFor her boyfriend was a tiered Engineering Physicist.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nNow you've heard our story and you know we're Engineers,<br />\\r\\nAnd like all jolly fellows, we can down our whisky clear,<br />\\r\\nWe drink to every other guy who comes from far and near,<br />\\r\\n'Cause we're all a hell, a hell, a hell, a hell, of an Engineer.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nRapunzel let her hair down for two suitors down below,<br />\\r\\nSo one of them could grab a hold and give the old heave-ho<br />\\r\\nThe prince began to climb at once, but soon came out the worst,<br />\\r\\nFor the Engineer rode up a lift, and reached Rapunzel first.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nThe engineers of Peter the Great, who was a Russian Tsar,<br />\\r\\nWhile fixing up his palace, put a throne room in the bar.<br />\\r\\nThey lined the walls with vodka, rum, and forty kinds of beer,<br />\\r\\nAnd advanced the Russian culture by at least a hundred years.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nWe love to sing, and drink, and sing: \\u201cWe are the Engineers,\\u201d<br />\\r\\nToo bad if we\\u2019ve offended you with any of our cheers.<br />\\r\\nSometimes we get too rowdy and we go harass the bands,<br />\\r\\nSo you best make sure we always have a pitcher in our hands.<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nA group of engineers once travelled to Niagra Falls<br />\\r\\nDrank the bars and Vineyards dry and soon were naked to the balls<br />\\r\\nThey roamed the streets leaving locals gifts on all the roofs<br />\\r\\nFor an engineer will pay for beer but not four bucks for juice!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nWe are, we are, we are, we are, the Bio-resource engineers<br />\\r\\nWe\\u2019re the heart and soul of Mac Campus; we fill the farm with\\r\\ncheers<br />\\r\\nMass consumption drinking is our speciality<br />\\r\\nFor inebriation can\\u2019t be spelt without including BREE!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\nCopulation, fornication, penetration, fuck!<br />\\r\\nRim-job, reem-job, nose-job, blow-job, cunnilingus, suck!<br />\\r\\nEating beaver, dipping wick and taking it up the rear,<br />\\r\\nThese words don't mean a thing to me, cause I'm and engineer!<br />\\r\\n<br />\\r\\n</p>\\r\\n\", \"id\": \"0337c6fc-aa9c-4a73-9c67-439146da824f\"}]",

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