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| 1 || BOAT race in class || ★★★ || Bonus points if your teacher/TA joins
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| 2 || Get a tinder match to join your team || ★★ || Bonus points if they've never done E-Week before
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| 3 || Wear a suit to Century || ★★★★ ||
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| 4 || Shotgun a can of beans || ★★ ||
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| 5 || Catch Efe vaping || ★★ ||
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| 6 || Rocky up the stairs of the arts building with the theme song in the background || ★ ||
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| 7 || Compliment another department on their hype page || ★ ||
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| 8 || Ask in a lecture of 100+ students to use the washroom || ★★★ ||
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| 9 || Speedo snow angels || ★★ ||
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| 10 || Email your prof about how excited you are to show up to the first class of the semester || ★ ||
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| 11 || Make a meme about your team to the eweek participants group || ★ || Bonus points for more memes
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| 12 || Let Anna stage slap you or stage slap Anna || ★★ ||
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| 13 || Kiss a consenting bald man's head || ★★ || Bonus points if its your dad
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| 14 || Teach a first year your favourite chant || ★ ||
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| 15 || Line dance to Dior || ★ ||
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| 16 || Give Owen a big piece of cardboard to rip up || ★★ ||
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| 17 || Get one of your teammates tucked in and give them a goodnight kiss on the cheek || ★★ ||
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| 18 || Make a team signature wrestling move || ★ ||
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| 19 || Get sturdy in between the hours of 4am and 6am || ★★ ||
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| 20 || Challenge a team mate to a spontaneous water chug-off || ★ ||
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| 21 || bake cookies for the eweek staff!!! || ★★★ ||
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| 22 || Ice a coord || ★ || Bonus points for more ices
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| 23 || Coord an ice || ★ ||
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| 24 || Perform the Canadian National Anthem before a broomball game (version bilingue) || ★★★ ||
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| 25 || Sangria goon Boxing || ★ ||
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| 26 || Wax a captain || ★★ ||
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| 27 || Dress your damn thing up as your team's wrestler || ★ ||
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| 28 || Act as a tour guide on a city bus [5 minute minimum] || ★★★★★ ||
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| 29 || Play never have I ever with Claire || ★★ ||
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| 30 || Vogue 72 Questions with a team member || ★★★ ||
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| 31 || E-Week: Smack-dat ass-down || ★ ||
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| 32 || Ask your mom if she'd still love you if you were a pro wrestler || ★ ||
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| 33 || Call your dad at 4:20 and ask him what time it is || ★ ||
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| 34 || Find an E-Week 2020 guitar pick || ★★★★★ ||
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| 35 || Get a mech eng student to show you how to suck squeeze bang blow || ★★ ||
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| 36 || Protein Shake Straws || ★★ ||
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| 37 || Chug a small Tim's coffee w/ 10 creams and 10 sugars || ★★ ||
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| 38 || Get a DM response from John Cena || ★★★★ ||
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| 39 || Email Big Suze and tell her you miss her || ★★★ ||
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| 40 || Synchronized team shitting in McConnell Basement || ★★★ ||
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| 41 || Group shower after century || ★★★ ||
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| 42 || Hold hands with all of your teammates || ★★★ ||
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| 43 || Group hug with everyone at Opening Ceremonies || ★★★ ||
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| 44 || SSMU Baby Chain during pub crawl || ★★★★ ||
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| 45 || Create a Dream Blunt Rotation with a captain from each team || ★ ||
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| 46 || Do pub crawl in heels #sissythatwalk || ★★★★★ ||
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| 47 || Do full drag for lip sync || ★★★★ ||
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| 48 || Throw a beer at a man || ★ || Bonus points if he cries
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| 49 || Give a building worker a thank you card || ★★ ||
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| 50 || Write up a winning SSMU presidential platform (its not that hard tbh) || ★★ ||
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| 51 || Kill the remaining 0.01% of bacteria || ★ ||
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| 52 || Meal prep for all of E-Week || ★★★ ||
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| 53 || Light a candle and sit down in the shower in the dark || ★★★ ||
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| 54 || Drill and blast a mining student || ★★ ||
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| 55 || Ask an ECSE student where the best hookup spots in Trottier are || ★★ ||
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| 56 || Show an architecture student the house you built on sims || ★★ || Bonus points if your sims are woo-hooing while you show them
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| 57 || Give a photocopy of your captain's face to Andy || ★★ || bonus if its all your captains
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| 58 || Roast battle with Jia || ★★ || Bonus points if you win
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| 59 || Bella, where the hell have you been locca??? || ★★ ||
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| 60 || Make your own concrete and get a civil student to taste it for you || ★★ ||
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| 61 || Ask Bioeng participants for advice on how to grow the booty || ★★ ||
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| 62 || Ask an Old Patrol person how old they are and make them feel bad about it || ★★ ||
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| 63 || Call a grandparent and have them wish your team goodluck || ★★ ||
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| 64 || "You can't see me" Play hide and go seek with your team <3 || ★★★ ||
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| 65 || Make a snowman, wrestle it, and lose || ★★★ ||
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| 66 || Take a photo with a FAT squirrel || ★★★★ || Bonus points if you get posted on the mcgill squirrel instagram page
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| 67 || Build a shrine dedicated to your favourite wrestler || ★★ || 5 bonus points for every candle in the shrine
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| 68 || Try to set up a grandparent with a member from Old Patrol || ★★★★ ||
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| 69 || Nice || ★ || ;)
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| 70 || Come to an E-Week event not wearing pants and be like "I forgot my pants" || ★★ ||
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| 71 || Set up a team tinder account and go on a date as a team || ★★★★ || Bonus point per person on the date
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| 72 || Match with another team tinder on your team tinder || ★ ||
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| 73 || Roll a team mate down McTavish || ★★★ ||
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| 74 || Try to check your rookie captain into SSMU daycare for the day || ★★★★ ||
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| 75 || List as many one hit wonders as you can to a Chem participant || ★★ ||
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| 76 || Make a high class amazon wish list for Amani || ★★ ||
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| 77 || Share your favourite snack with Michelle || ★★ ||
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| 78 || Bring a rubber duck to Century and release it into the beer lake || ★★ ||
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| 79 || Make a "ITS ABOUT DRIVE ITS ABOUT POWER WE STAY HUNGRY WE DEVOUR" tiktok || ★ ||
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| 80 || Find a raccoon in the Ghetto and offer it some poutine || ★★★★ ||
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| 81 || Find a rat and have it listen to disco music || ★★★★★ || Bonus points if the rat dances
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| 82 || Take a before and after picture for Century || ★ ||
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| 83 || Take BOAT race team picture at the start and then end of the night || ★ ||
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| 84 || Show us your rizz || ★ ||
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| 85 || WAP on James Mcgill's grave || ★★★ ||
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| 86 || Donate to a charity || ★★ ||
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| 87 || Ask a Bioresource student to show you how they ride the bull || ★★ || Bonus points if you're the bull
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| 88 || Plot the E-Week teams on the DND Alignment Chart || ★ ||
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| 89 || Ask your professor if they'd like to see pictures of your kids and show them a picture of your rookie captains || ★★★ || Bonus points if you give a monologue on how they're growing up so fast
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| 90 || Ask your TA to arm wrestle you || ★★★★ ||
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| 91 || Tarps off at Broomball for the whole game || ★ ||
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| 92 || Wrestle with a team mate ;) || ★ ||
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| 93 || Fart in a jar and save it for next E-Week || ★★★ ||
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| 94 || Dress up your pet in your E-Week merch || ★★ ||
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| 95 || Break down in tears at the train station like your spouse is being shipped off to World War II || ★★★★★ ||
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| 96 || Visit every bathroom in McConnell and rank each one based on vibes || ★★★★ ||
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| 97 || Challenge a stranger to a pushup contest || ★★★ ||
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| 98 || Hit your personal record at the gym || ★★ ||
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| 99 || Have a snowball fight with another team || ★★★ ||
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| 100 || Ask a firefighter if you're hot enough to be a fire hazard || ★★★★ ||
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| 101 || Play the Cat Game from Supertroopers (2001) with an academic advisor || ★★★★★ || https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rlSjdnAKY4
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| 102 || Sweep and mop your apartment || ★★ ||
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| 103 || Go ice fishing || ★★★ ||
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| 104 || Study on the bus ride back from Century Club || ★ ||
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| 105 || Team photo at 3Man || ★★ ||
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| 106 || Make a big pile of powdered sugar and pose like Scarface || ★★ ||
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| 107 || Pickle a bunch of eggs and bring them to blues pub || ★★★ ||
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| 108 || Dress up like a Best Buy employee and give bad tech advice to customers || ★★★★ || Bonus point per amount of times you drop that you're an engineer
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| 109 || Suprise birthday party for someone on your team (it doesn't have to be their birthday) || ★★ ||
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| 110 || Make a paper crane and give it to Peter at CopiEUS || ★★★ ||
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| 111 || Take a reading test and show the results to Katia || ★★ ||
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| 112 || Sharpen a stick and give it to Celeste || ★★ ||
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| 113 || Power 24 hours with Eggnog || ★★★★ ||
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| 114 || Find someone who took WILD 420 with Professor Byrd || ★★★★★ ||
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| 115 || Send an anonymous hand-written love letter to someone on another team || ★★★ || Bonus points if its genuine
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| 116 || Write a limerick on a postcard and mail it to Limerick, Ireland || ★★★★ ||
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| 117 || Tweet Justin Trudeau your christmas wish list and complain that you didnt get everything on it from Santa || ★★★★ ||
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| 118 || Find someone at E-Week with the same birthday as you || ★★★ ||
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| 119 || Eat the oldest thing you have in your freezer || ★★ ||
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| 120 || Repair an item of clothing || ★★ ||
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| 121 || Submit a WWE Pro Wrestler Audition Tape to the coords || ★★★★★ ||
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| 122 || Apply to be a WWE Wrestler (https://recruit.wwe.com/#!/tryout) || ★★★★★ ||
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| 123 || Text an ex-wheel and reignite the flame || ★★ ||
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| 124 || Have a tongue wrestle || ★ ||
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| 125 || Ask an team mate to feel your biceps || ★ || Bonus points if they're flabberghasted
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| 126 || Donate decorations to Materials for their next blues || ★★ ||
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| 127 || Team trip to Cinema L'Amour || ★★★ ||
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| 128 || Pick someone on your team and use one of those apps to see what your baby would look like || ★ ||
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| 129 || Offer and give someone a lapdance after Musical Chairs || ★★★★ ||
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| 130 || Wear thigh high boots and step on someone || ★★ ||
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| 131 || Sissy that walk || ★ ||
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| 132 || Body shot while body plays in the background || ★ ||
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| 133 || Wear a dog collar and have someone walk you around during pub crawl || ★★★★★ ||
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| 134 || Submit the world's horniest Spotted McGill post || ★ ||
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| 135 || Slow dance at Blues for an entire song || ★★★★ ||
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| 136 || Reclaim your virginity || ★ ||
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| 137 || Stage a coup d'état against your captains || ★★★★ ||
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| 138 || Get an eng man to bark like the dawg he is || ★ ||
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| 139 || Take a photo with as many women in STEM as you can find || ★★ ||
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| 140 || Wear the oldest E-Week shirt you can find || ★★★ || Bonus points if it still has sleeves
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| 141 || Make a sex playlist and have an ex rate it for you || ★★★★ ||
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| 142 || Scream and cry and throw up || ★ ||
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| 143 || Wear a swimsuit and towel to Bain Mathieu || ★★★★ ||
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| 144 || Compliment Circle with someone from each team <3 || ★★★★★ ||
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